It's one thing to make a bad movie. There's also the concept of creating a movie so bad that it's good. Lastly, there's that movie that accomplishes none of that and ends up just being really bad. When it comes to these movies, it can be hard to say what the determining factor is that threw the production of film off course. As for this movie though, it is blatantly obvious to why it falls completely flat and should not be even bothered to be seen. At points it brings up the idea that it could be a guilty pleasure movie but it all depends on how the viewer sees the situation.The story is about two sisters who are left by themselves in their house with a duo of goofy terror (as one could only put it). The terror is brought on by packaged DVD called Terror Toons. Upon visiting this film (within this film), the credits read that it was produced by THE Devil, you know, the devil himself. Yet, (if this were to be real) no one pays attention to this and passes it off as minor detail and doesn't consider the possibility that it could be real. When in fact, this is the exact case. Inside this product are the main antagonists - Dr. Carnage and Max Assassin. The weird thing is, these are the only two toon like characters in existence.The reasoning behind this is because they are the only characters with exaggerated faces and google eyes. There is a segment at the beginning of the video, which runs like a cartoon, but even the characters that take part in it are a combination of live-action and animated humans. It's not all cartoons as it says it's based upon. It's like a cheap trick, either that or a really bad knock off of a Richard Band production. Adding to the frustration are the poorly developed characters and villains. The Doctor and Max do not say barely a thing. The dialog that was worked out for the actors are not passable either. Much of it is either awkward exchanges or scenes that are supposed to contain emotion and have nothing close to it.Special effects and sounds are another thing. For the budget that this movie had, it does demonstrate some good practical gore effects, but when it comes CGI related scenes, they're just flat, boring and not believable. Even when characters are running it doesn't look real. The feet don't match the pacing - wouldn't it be easier to just film them running instead of moving the character while they're running? What's the point? Along with these bad green screen effects are the horrendous repetitive sound effects. It is appropriate that the characters make cartoon noises but the fact that the sounds are heard every 10 seconds doesn't make it funny. Even the music wasn't helpful, it was appropriately matched to the goofy homicidal cartoons but it didn't increase the entertainment level any bit. Just a poor poor attempt.With characters that barely look like cartoons, acting that is not good at all, and cheap special effects, the idea of terror only comes to mind when watching this movie because of how terrifyingly bad it truly is.
... View MoreAwful. Terrible. Bad. Pathetic. Disgraceful. Horrible. Disgusting. Fake. Cheesy. Those are just a few of the words that come to mind after watching this complete (expletive)hole of a movie. From their horrible acting to their bizarre love for lava lamps (which must have been a sponsor for this movie, since there are literally dozens of them), this move is just bad from beginning to end. I watched it with my immature 11 year old cousin, and he even he was disgusted by how bad it was. I know "adult film" actresses are not supposed to be the best actors in the world, but come on, little kids could do better than this. All in all, this could not be any worse. Please do not waste your time and waste precious time in your life. Life is too short for this complete and utter excrement.
... View MoreThis was the biggest piece of crap ever.Joe Castro has absolutely no talent...at all. I cannot believe that this many people actually got together to film this. I just keep thinking, 'if I was there at the time, if someone had asked me to act in this movie, or to have ANYTHING to do with it, wouldn't I have the decency to kill them before they could make it???' I just don't understand how this many people could willingly participate in something that made absolutely no sense. I mean, for one thing, wasn't Dr Carnage supposed to be trying to STOP his crazy monkey??? I guess that went out the window, along with every other piece of sense when these porno rejects decided to make this filth.Also, who decided to make every scene take 3 times as long as it needed to, for example the lame tongue stud guy laughing to death at two strange looking muppets dancing for TEN MINUTES!!! By the way, how are all you actors not able to ACT like you're LAUGHING!!! Laughing is one of humanity's simplest emotions...yet you all looked like you were halfway between a smirk and a yawn whilst in the middle of a holocaust concentration camp, especially you blonde dude...BAD BAD acting!!! There are not enough words to describe how awful you all are at making movies. This wasn't even good enough to laugh at the badness...it transcended crap into a level where I actually felt horrible and dirty for having watched it, like I just lost some of my value as a human being.I am disgusted.Please never even look at a camera again. Any of you.
... View MoreThere's no good things to say about this movie when I saw this movie I was like this is crap, this is just crap everything about it, is awful I didn't like it at all. The acting was awful the chicks in the movie were idiotic if I was one of their boyfriend I hit them across the head who in the world would have a house party and bring WINE COOLERS and play some stupid strip game where they don't show you nothing at all, the script writing was crap the cartoons, the killer cartoons were good ideas but not for this movie and is so cheap I mean I could do this movie on my home computer.Worst movie ever made!
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