When a group of models for an internet website arrive at a location shoot in the wilderness, they soon realize their slowly disappearing members are the result of a madman in the area killing them off one-by-one and must put their own feelings toward each other aside to get away and survive.This is a piddling and actually quite lame slasher effort. While I'm not the least-bit familiar with the site and the intentions of it, that alone might not be much of a factor in this one being a decent if unspectacular slasher. The greatest obstacle in overcoming this one is the difference of the titular group's appearance and attitudes toward each other, which is certainly understandable since it's not exactly the norm to witness and it's an acquired taste when they start their shoot to witness such acts, even though the generous and heaping nudity does lessen it somewhat. Once it starts to become a slasher film, it goes up a little better in quality if only for the fact that the reality-show like filming style would allow for more gore and attacks to be witnessed as they should be rather than as a blurry mess, but overall it's still not all that bad of a slasher effort.Rated Unrated/R: Full Nudity, Extreme Graphic Language, Violence and drug use.

. . . unless your idea of horror is a bunch of totally unclothed girls with body piercings and extensive full-color tattoos pretending to be actresses in a movie people would pay money to rent. They ONLY part of SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! that is a tad horrible is when the mosquitoes start biting them during their au naturel woodsy fashion shoots. Their attempt to rip off SURVIVOR with infrared shots and a "confessional booth" for to-the-camera soliloquies is totally lame, as is all their half-hearted whining about "missing girls," when it is clear they are NOT actually upset about anything (except perhaps the mosquito bites; hopefully the crew had some Calamine lotion on hand). The most gifted actress featured in this film is the lady plays one ticked off "Mainer" when the girls' minibuses stop for a roadside ditch wee-wee stop in front of her home. Unfortunately, this irate lady apparently was a REAL person, as her name DOES NOT appear in the credits. Other than acting lessons, perhaps the best advice that can be given to the self-proclaimed Suicide Girls for their next cinematic effort would be: don't forget to pack the toilet paper!

Horror movie compilation in the vein of "Blair Witch Project" which contains some of the most uninteresting, non- attractive, badly tatted tarts i have ever seen. These woman are a year or two away from waiting tables at Bickfords. The shoot itself is a joke and the build up to the kills takes longer then you'd expect from a bunch of nitwits that would probably die if someone didn't offer them money in return for close up's of their vagina's. Is this a scene that's out to exploit black hair and black ink on punker bodies? Yes. The problem i have with this brand is that it could be done A LOT better. How about tasteful pin-up style shoots, how about not going on tour where they frolic around in their undies in dirty nightclubs. I hope these "babes" are making their money because i couldn't tell you anyone that finds what they do interesting. The SG franchise is just that, a big black hole, don't waste your time unless your seriously bored, and even then i'd suggest doing something else. Highly suspect skank material suited for the lowest I.Q.

I could not believe I had never heard of the SuicideGirls before now. Once I quit trying to take this film seriously I actually thought it was so dry it became funny. After that I was OK with it. Yeah the acting was substandard at best but I decided to give these girls an even shake and finished the movie. I've sat through other movies that got better ratings that were much worse than this one. I certainly would not want anyones daughter using these girls as role models that's for sure. I was really hoping for more but like a lot of "B" type Indie flicks they don't always come out like you wanted. Some of these girls are actually beautiful and I believe when people get a better look they might truly reconsider what they think beauty is. I will need to watch a couple of the earlier SuicideGirls attempts to get a better picture as to what they are all about.