THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! THE WAY THE PLOT JUMPED FROM CHaracter to character was really realistic of real life and the clear acceptance of shark and vomit fetishes was very refreshing. my heart is warmed by this display of progress. So many strong female characters! with boobs! for the camera to zoom in on for uncomfortably long periods of time. Passed the Bechtel test!!!! also certainly the best CGI ever, really top notch, really took the concept of a shark to an interpretive level. as well as the concept of a child. there was that whole scene of a grown woman playing with shark toys on the playground before getting seduced in a dream. this movie also had a strong message about exercise. we watched random, often unimportant characters, walk. for a long time. honestly a third of the movie. they just didn't stop. there was also a very fit girl and the movie really showed how attractive muscular women can be by having a character named "Dad" in the credits take perv pictures of her for absolutely no reason. that plot line went nowhere. I also think this movie provided an interesting view of the Catholic church, showing both a Satan worshiping nun and an exorcist priest. i think its really valuable for people in this era to keep an eye out for wrongdoing in religion. there might always be a shark in the water. even if its a lake. totally the best movie I've ever seen. Donald Farmer is my world.

With a name like Shark Exorcist I had to give this movie a watch.I wasn't expecting much & I got absolutely nothing at all.It's like somebody got their friends together, decided to make a movie using a home video camera but had a slightly bigger budget than a high school student.This movie was HORRIBLE.After 10-15 minutes I knew I probably, maybe should've turned it off but I wanted to test myself & see if I could make it to the end.I don't know if I did it because I wanted to see how it ended or I wanted to torture myself & watching Shark Exorcist from start to finish without falling asleep was pure torture.If I knew somebody who absolutely **LOVED** BAD movies, I wouldn't even recommend they go see it.Why put someone else what I just went through because I decided to torture myself? I looked up the director on IMDb & was expecting that this was his 1st time directing.I was really shocked that he's directed 28 movies since 1987.I wouldn't go searching for any of his other movies but if I came across them, I'd give them a look.That should tell you how much I LOVE BAD movies.The nicest thing I can say about Shark Exorcist is that the best thing about it was the movie poster.It was pretty awesome.Shark Exorcist will go down in history as 1 of the worst movies I've ever seen

A sad film, not for the story, but for the poor saps who thought they would take a chance and watch it. You'd think that after making several films writer director Donald Farmer would have learned something about film making but sadly he has not. Lucky for me I haven't had the opportunity to see any of Donald's other films and I'm hoping to keep it that way. It's a film lacking in so many ways, there's a bad script with dumb story ideas, some so-so actors, poor special effects, unimaginative CGI. We watched it as a group and no one was happy. There was a lot of complaining. It wasn't bad enough to be funny, just annoying. Really annoying. And on top of that he spent $300,000 on it. Where did that money go, it's not on the screen. How the movie scores a 3.9 is easily explained, 13 of the 55 votes are a ten. Nice to know someone has some co-workers. I could only give it a 1, like 32 other voters, especially after the nearly 10 minute end of the movie. That ending has to be seen to be sneered at but don't watch it, just take my word to stay away. Go watch a good movie, one you like, and forget about this mess.

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. And I apologize to sharks everywhere for this bastardization of them. It makes Sharknado and terrordactyl seem logical. This movie has some serious flaws and I only got 17.5 mins in. At least put t shark in the ocean and why I he girl mouth bleeding when she was bit in the leg. Have not experienced acting this bad since I was cast as servant number 3 in my highschool production of Hamlet. If you want to get revenge on someone make them watch this. Summoning demons doesn't even seem scary anymore. Classic scene though when the girl on the bench who says whatever and the other girl literally whatevers. Words cannot do this film justice for how atrocious it is. How do people get 300,000K budgets for these things? Buying two Lamborghini's and crashing them into one another without insurance would have been a better use for these funds. Next time whoever made this movie considers making another one please consider all the Starving children in the world a do the right thing with the money.