Screwed
Screwed
R | 12 May 2000 (USA)
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A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

Reviews
johnny-08

I'm a little disappointed with this movie because I thought that it would be better. I expected more from this one. Plot is fine and best performance is delivered by Danny DeVito in a small role. He should be more in this movie. Norm MacDonald and Dave Chappelle can make that stupid face and they are OK each in their roles. But only DeVito and Elaine Stritch managed to do something with their characters.This movie is not bad but it isn't good too. It's somewhere in the middle. It starts good but in the middle of the movie gets boring. I don't know on what scenes other people laughed at. It's not that funny and most of scenes I've seen before in other movies. Small, little comedy but just don't expect too much. And take a look on Danny DeVito's performance.

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lambiepie-2

I have a very stressed filled job. So to calm down, I want to laugh at the stupidest, silliest film possible. Once I find something like that, it calms me and puts me to sleep. This film fits the bill. It's short, it's silly and it's stupid.This is NOT a "drop dead" funny film. At points, its downright silly. At points, the acting leaves much to be desired. But some parts make you laugh or shake your head at how silly it is rather than laugh from the jokes. I do not consider Norm McDonald comedic at all. His Saturday Night Live Weekend Updates were as comedic as watching an ant dance on an elephant to me. And his acting here is not all that great..or good. The scene in the park with the two little boys really shows that. But its Elaine Stritch (Miss Crock) who gets my attention. This woman is funny, and in this film, she is ridiculous. The material she is given in this film is horrid, but its her that makes it work -- and everyone around her gets the benefit. Norm and she actually are silly, and in a few cases, it comes out funny. (For example, I laugh everytime I hear her deliver that line: "And you're going to work to pay me back every cent until the day Jesus calls you home.") If you venture to see this film for anything, it will be her.Comedians Dave and Sarah are wasted in this film, I am praying that someday the both of them will get films that are worthy of their comedic talents, this isn't one of them.Danny DeVito is silly to watch, his performance reminds me of if anyone ever wondered what happened years later to Louie on "Taxi", here it is. Not a masterpiece comedic performance by anyones standards, but it was silly. Sherman and Daniel were also wasted in the rolls they were given and it turned out silly and not funny.This is a silly, stupid film that has it's moments. All of the other main actors have a quarter to a half a moment here and there, you just wish it could have been funnier, better acted. But for silly, stupid, mindless enjoyment to get your mind off of things, this is the film for you. And like me, it may be just the non-prescription drug aid you need, to calm you down and put you to sleep.

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Anchor69

I swear I love Norm Macdonald I think he is a great comedic talent. Right up there with Denis Leary,but this movie (I will not call it a Film) was horrible. This was one of those movies like "Joe Dirt" where they had maybe one or two funny ideas and they built a whole movie around it. I really hope his next effort will be more thought out.

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Phil Nolan

I just finished watching this movie and felt I should write a comment about it, which I've never done before. For much of this movie I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. Once or twice I noticed something that didn't makes sense, like in one scene the main characters steal a police car and start it without having keys. But a few seconds later they would do something so funny I just forgot all about it. I would recommend this farce to any of my friends, in fact I'm going to go do that right now.

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