Santa's Slay
Santa's Slay
R | 20 December 2005 (USA)
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Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.

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mshavzin

Its a typical 90's film, but i is very enjoyable, and has a great un politically correct vibe. I have watched it several times, and find it more entertaining then most films/TV shows made today, which are all mopey, and either try to shock you like Pulp Fiction, or try to bore you, like Avatar, or try to do both…like American Horror Story.

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tapio_hietamaki

The movie isn't boring, that's for sure. Full of over-the-top action and cheesy evil laugh, Santa's Slay tells a tale of murderous Santa Claus demon (played by wrestler star Bill Goldberg) who was locked underground for a thousand years because he lost a curling match to an angel, but now he's back and he will skewer the Jewish, scorch the strippers, bomb the Christmas carolers and slaughter those who bicker at Christmas dinner.I like some B-movies but mostly horror B-movies and this was aiming for 'funny', not 'scary', so it flew a bit off the mark for me. The special effects were laughable, as was the plot and the acting, so I sure got a lot of laughs out of the movie, but it doesn't really offer rewatchability. Plus, I'm not a wrestling fan.I can appreciate why the movie has its fans but I expect that even the most loyal fan will concede that it's a movie that's not for everybody.

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Masticina Akicta

You know some days you don't want to put on a movie taking on more then 2 hours of your life. Or that deals with big questions like "War is Hell" or was that a statement.Sometimes you want a movie for beer and popcorn. I got enough smart movies, movies that have deeper meaning. Not to mention this movie is about holiday fear, or was it cheer.Look I be blunt with you Santa is played by a WWE wrestler.. subtlety ensues. I meant hence not at all this movie knows what it is doing, giving you funny or not so funny one liners, interesting death scenes and more. It has a few deliciously murdered characters like the lecherousness preacher.. oh my delicious. It has the crazy old coot and even a half decent back story.Don't take this movie to serious and just enjoy a Christmas movie that actually is half intelligent. And yet even more entertaining indeed.Come on just give in to the Holiday Fear, erm cheer. You will feel much better once you just let this movie be what it is. And enjoy it with a bowl of popcorn.The story has been told enough times, the level of acting and actors yeah they are more B-movie style. The story is refreshingly B-movie style it all just is a very nice B-movie.Not a BAD movie a B-movie. Compared to Deep Rising I would say Deep Rising is better but not by allot.Look let your expectations go and just enjoy this schlock fest. I say it again Beer and Popcorn and you be fine. Not to mention this will your horrible Christmas's better again.

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gavynhelfyre

I unabashedly love this film. It is the best kind of awful. The kind that is done with such love of cheese and camp that you can't help but think that everything is exactly as it should be.It has become a holiday tradition with with my fiancée and I. It's so outlandish and over the top that it helps us forget the stress of the holidays and just sit back and laugh.If you want a good Christmas movie. This isn't for you.If you want a good horror movie. This is also not for you.If you want something to make you laugh at absurdity during the holidays and love cheese and camp... this is definitely for you.

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