Royal Kill
Royal Kill
| 10 April 2009 (USA)
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A fearsome warrior from the Kingdom of Samarza arrives in America to assassinate a high school girl. The girl does not know it, but she is the last living heir to the Kingdom. A noble guard arrives in America to protect the young princess.

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vaughanbuckley

1. Acting - Eric Roberts and the young girl were OK but only in comparison to the dire acting by everyone else. 2. Production/Editing - What type of film medium was this recorded on... it was so grainy and unprofessional looking. The editing was slightly better than "woeful", utilising both speeding up movement and continuous jump shots making it hard to see anything except that one wrestling move. Also there was only about one and a half fight scenes to edit.3. Writing - It's like the writer woke up one day and decided to take a dump all over the script which is a shame because the premise was OK and the twist (If done right) would have been decent.4. CGI - There was no point in wasting money on it. It was terrible and not used often so when it was used it stood out like a spare nipple.5. Budget - What the hell did the $350,000 go on? No point in that big mountain helicopter shot, no need for bad CG, why hire Eric Roberts when that money could have been used on better equipment, lead characters and at least one light for that church part. They clearly only paid Eric Roberts for like an hour, he never changed his appearance even in the flash backs... he's not cheep and that money could have been used elsewhere.6. Sound- The location sound and the voice over was rubbish but the music was OK.

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awpkiller2

I'd like to start by saying "LOL".Me and some of my friends had a lot of laughs watching this movie. Although it was not intended by the movie director I'm sure.This is one of those movies I had to write a little review of. It's filled with cheesy lines and more cheesy scenes. I don't know why the original title was "Ninja's creed. I didn't see anything ninjaish in this movie. I really don't understand "wonderyears123456" who has written a good review. Either he/she is part of the cast/crew, or not in his/her right state of mind. I was going to say pothead but I stopped there. It should not be summarized as "Very different", but "Very cheesy". Although I must admit that the music was in fact very catchy (maybe the only good in this movie). The famous actors "Eric Roberts" and "Pat Morita" aka Mr.Miyagi as "wonderyears123456" described, are not so very famous in my book. This movie should be nominated for the "cheesy movie award of the year" for poor writing, poor directing, poor acting and poor title.If your looking for a cheesy movie to laugh at, then this is a good choice. Otherwise don't wast your time.

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jefflea2001

At first I thought the movie was horrid. Then it got worse. By the time it ended, however, it moved up a couple notches in my opinion. It's still not a great movie, but not for the reasons most reviewers provided.If you go into this movie, as I did, expecting it to be ninja assassins and martial arts extraordinaire, you will be disappointed. If you go in with no preconceived notions, the M. Night Shyamalan-esquire plot twist at the end might leave you shaking your head in awe. As one reviewer put it, this movie is indeed very different.You would be no worse off if you avoid watching this movie, but it's not a complete waste of 90 minutes if only because it's different. In an age where Hollywood avoids anything different, preferring instead to make unending bad sequels or remakes, different should count for something.

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droidariake

In all reality what can I say. I honestly just saw this movie and decided to pick it up on an impulse. At first I was trying to understand the whole meaning of the movie was and the plot.Okay, I get the part where the main character I guess the "princess" is alive and is suppose to stay alive for some Himalayan Kingdom and her protector is suppose to save her. But then he turns bad and ends up killing her and then he becomes a lost soul and doesn't really know what is going on. Being that this film came out in 2009 and it was filmed earlier with Pat being in it and he passed away in 2005 kinda didn't make sense but after doing some research on the film. I would let it slide. Even though there was 2 famous actors and the acting was below mediocre. I do believe this film was in all honestly pretty bad.I guess it was a low budget film with low budget CGI, but I have seen films with better plots on a lower budget. I really don't understand what the idea was behind bringing out a film of this mess. But we will have to see what the director was hoping to accomplish in the future.Overall, I thought this movie was bad, the acting was really sub par, and I would have thought this would debut on some cable network, as it looked like it was intended for. As well as I thought this was really a waste of time, and money trying to capitalize on the whole ninja genre and momentum, which it really just failed horribly on.-Frankie

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