Robert
Robert
| 24 August 2015 (USA)
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In this chilling story based on real life events a family experience terrifying supernatural occurrences when their son acquires a vintage doll called Robert.

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sharonsailerandrews

Where is his sailor suit? Where is the little bug-eyed dog that the real Robert holds in his arms, a dog whose expression seems to scream for release? This doll looks like a plasticine meat loaf that got run over by a couple of semis. Part of the creepiness of the original doll is that it manages to combine age and innocence, including a pock-marked face that makes you think this child's toy might have had some congress with syphilitic prostitutes in foreign ports of call. Neither of the parents in the movie has the least appeal; they are defensive, emotionally constipated, whiny idiots who should never have been allowed to breed in the first place. Twenty-five minutes into the plot, you find yourself wondering where this thing called a plot is. It doesn't get any better. This sucker is turgid; it moves at the pace of a 15-part BBC adaptation of a long-forgotten British novel about people who have nothing much to do with their time. I wound up hoping Robert would kill all of them just to rescue us from the tedium.

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adi_2002

A couple is constrained to quit the services of their maid. She leaves the mansion but she left to their young son a doll called Robert. Soon weird things begin to happen such as writings on pictures or the mirror. Jenny suspects his son to be responsible for this but he tells him that the doll did it. Of course she doesn't believe him because at his age he can have a very rich imagination. But after more paranormal that will happen she starts to believe him. What can they do go get rid of this course that is befalling on them?OK so first the whole movie is very strange and silly. Acting is very weak and also the dialogue, at some part you can guess what the character is going to say. Then there is the resemblance of the doll with Chucky and lastly like a said is very silly. After all it is just a doll. Two grown people can not face it? Really? Just burn it, dismantling it, bury it or put it in a box and send it oversea with the ship. Do not watch it because you are more smarter then this film.

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gimmeigotit

To the poor people who think this sad movie was well-acted... This movie was borderline hysterical because of the poor acting shown. The son in particular shows no emotion towards anything that happens in the movie. And can we PLEASE talk about that maid Martha falling down the stairs, hitting the back of her head on the floor, no marks on her face until the wife cones home and suddenly she's bleeding from her forehead? I laughed so hard watching this movie and was not in the least bit frightened. The ONLY reason it's getting a 2 instead of a 1 is because I laughed so hard. The husband is the worst type of husband. He blames the whole thing on stress or having a hard day instead of listening to his family. Completely stereotypical.

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Simon Clarke

Beginning with an obvious rip-off from 'Annabelle', the story orbits the hard-to-like character: wife and mother Jen. Pathetically fragile, self-involved, demanding, and laden with First-World problems - a victim before the film even begins.The actress turns in a good performance but some poor choices were made with the portrayal. With it being so difficult to get on-side with her, any suspense is lost in favour of sadistic hope.The child actor is nearly as wooden as the doll. It's distracting, whenever he has a line we're reminded that "this is a movie". It fails as a horror with more unintended laughs than scares.

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