there are bad movies like Manos: Hands of Fate or Plan 9 from outer space,hobgoblins, troll 2. but those are fun to watch and ever make fun of MST3k style. But then there is Pocket Ninjas. my candidate for the worst movie ever. See the worst movie ever is a movie that is painful to sit through and movie that nobody wants to watch,sloppy editing that would make ed wood look like Francis Ford Coppola, no plot, and characters that need to killed just for existing. I could not describe that plot because there is not any. if you are looking to recreate the feeling of watching this movie without watch it than inflict pain on yourself and put HydroCloricAcid on the open wounds. if you happen to come across a copy of this movie than go home and take a bath because of the dirtiness of the horror that is pocket ninjas

If you are wondering how bad this movie is to be in the bottom 100 then take it from me that this is literally the WORST movie of ALL time. Words cannot begin to describe the storyline... why are there are over 10 montages of the same footage?Worst music, dialogue, filming, acting, everything.I am lost for words to describe the awfulness of this movie, it's like 3 ninjas mixed with funniest home videos, it sucks, it's offensive and i'm pretty sure someone has vomited from simply viewing this film.0 out of 10 stars I want every copy destroyed to save the humanity from cinematography's version of Satan

Aye, aye, aye....where to begin?! This horrible movie is just terrible in just about every way...no, wait...EVERY WAY. My only questions are who was insane enough to think this sort of film would sell AND why is this movie currently only ranked the fifth worst film on IMDb?! The film looks like someone with a few dollars (not that many, actually) thought that other martial arts films are bad because they are violent, have actors with actual martial arts skills and don't star talentless kids and teens. So, they went to their nearest karate studio and recruited all the white, yellow and a few green belt kids and asked them if they wanted to star in a movie! While I saw a lot of people with black belts on here, I just assume they bought them and did nothing to earn them, as my cat knows about as much about self-defense as these knuckleheads!! The plot, not that you'll ever care, is that an evil force (led by a cute 9 year-old) can only be countered by three talentless 'ninjas'. These good ninjas consist of three kids in karate who are given special masks that allow them to have really, really below-average and SLOW fighting skills!! If these kids are the world's only hope,...then we are so royally screwed! There is nothing...nothing positive I can say about this film. Horrible writing (if they even had I writers--I honestly think they just made it up as they went along, horrible action (I hate to even use the word 'action'--this implies something more than Tai Chi speed fighting), inept direction and annoying characters--this film rates a zero in all departments. Plus, the idea of watching a film consisting mostly of obnoxious teens with their annoying dialog is NOT anyone's idea of a good time!! The only value this film might have is to use to interrogate members of Al Qaeda, however Amnesty International would be all over the President's butt if they ever did anything that cruel and inhuman!!

What a god awful movie. I really wish I could swear on this, but alas, I cannot. I can't even believe that this is real. I watched it with a few friends in a basement, and just wow. WOW. What in hell were the creators of this monstrosity thinking? What did they think they could accomplish? If you are considering this movie, don't even think about it (if you're even brave enough to call it a movie.) My friends were bugging me to sign up on this to comment on here, so I finally broke down and registered. The camera work was done by a grade 2 child, and the acting was extremely painful, as you could obviously tell they were reading the script for every single line. The 6 montages (2 of which were partially re-used, by the way) were excruciating. Also, for the scenes where Robert Z'Dar was in the movie, I sat there in awe of his ungodly chin. It could swallow the sun. It could feed the entire continent of Africa for at least a month, probably more like 3 or 4. Hell, I even think it could probably kick the crap out of Chuck Norris. And that's saying something. Anyways, what I mean to say is that this movie is ridiculous. If you want some amazing laughs, acquire this "movie" some how and watch it with a couple friends. You will NOT be disappointed. Please, be intoxicated, otherwise you may hurt yourselves though.