The only spoiler that I will give out is that this movie is so bad that it will make you sick.This is by far one of the worst "horror" films you will ever watch guaranteed. You know how there are those movies that you know are going to be bad, but you watch it anyway and think "well, that wasn't so bad".... this isn't that movie, trust me. The acting, script, directing, production, and dare I say "special effects" were deplorable and embarrassing. While the plot was interesting, the movie itself was a big let down. The script itself was probably the movies major downfall, that and the fact there was NO climax at any point of the movie. I will never get this wasted time in my life back. Just don't do it, walk away from this one...Run for your very life.

OK, I will start with the good things about this movie, what little there are. Well, the story, while kind of a mess, was kind of interesting, the zombie platoon leaders looked pretty cool... trying to think of something else... um... there's some gut munching here and there... uh.... err..... yah, I think that's it.Now the bad, I personally felt the movie's biggest crime was just being downright boring. There is not a single memorable thing about this movie. You watch it, it passes you by, and that's it. There really weren't enough zombies, just people standing and talking and arguing.That's not to say there isn't a fair amount of stupid stuff as well. You could tell all of the weapons were toys. There's one scene where a character named Sargent Butler (Tom Stedham) tries to rape a female character but is caught, the other characters beat him up a little and ask him to apologize... yah, sorry but I don't think I would want him in the house anymore, and the scene where Sargent Butler starts shootin' up some zombies in the garage, was just a joke.Also, if you're getting your guts munched by zombies, please try not to smile.Let's face it, this is an SOV movie, nine times out of ten the special effects are going to be bad, so I wasn't really bothered by that.Bottom line: A dull, bland, boring, stale, unmemorable, mundane, tiring, insipid, stupid, trite, lifeless (pun intended) zombie movie with nothing to offer (thank goodness for the thesaurus). If you are bored and looking for something to watch, you will find no relief watching this.

Once in a while a movie comes along, that is SOOO bad it's ends up being classic. The sort of movie where you get some friends, some beer and some pizza and throw your empty cans at the TV, while having a great time laughing at the movie mistakes and hammy acting....This is NOT one of those movies. This is the kind of movie that just makes you want to punch the talentless morons who made it. After all they did steal many minutes from your life. I think a smack to their chops is only fair?The "special" effects are non existent, the setting is awful, the story awful, the characters shocking, the acting.....what acting? My 9 year old niece and nephew have put on better plays in my front room! the props and costumes are a total joke and not a funny one. How hard is it to find replica guns that actually look like guns (the props in the movie are either Star Wars toys or scaled down toy rifles! I'm not entirely sure what the $20k budget was spent on, because it sure wasn't props or make-up. (possibly hair products for the soldier??? with back length goth hair!)I think the "film makers", knowing they had no talent at all, tried instead to go the cheap and cheerful 'funny' route. Sadly they didn't try hard enough. Instead they have made a nut-filled turd mockery of movies.Hopefully they won't get their hands on $20k ever again. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!If you want a bad movie that will make you laugh, check out "the room" epic in it's awfulness.

OK, did they just pick up some uniforms at the Army-Navy store? Because "Private" Dillon (Tyler David) has a gold leaf on his BDUs!I guess they got the guns at Toys R Us because that is what they looked like.The Lieutenant (Chris Keown) is in bad need of a shave and a haircut. I mean, come on, shoulder length hair on a soldier!The only actor with any resume in this film was Ariauna Albright. She is not particularly noteworthy, but did lead me to two new films of interest: Caged Lesbos A-Go-Go (with Lloyd Kaufman as President Obama), and Vaginal Holocaust (Rape, Revenge, Hicks, Vampires and a Man-Eating Vagina!) Can't wait for those!War film buffs will find this ludicrous. Zombie buffs will find it boring.