Three miniature anatomically correct clay-mated aliens travel to Earth to see how humans have evolved. They decide to make a human/ vacuum cleaner hybrid just for giggles, but their plan is contingent on someone having their way with a vacuum cleaner. A local bum more than happily obliges. However the resulting hybrid has a taste for.....blood and sex!! Leaving the bum to go look for his lost loving vacuum, Dusty Thisultra-low budget curiosity is definitely a weird one, you'll never see a rapist vacuum cleaner in any other movie and the ridiculous image stays with you for a little while. The whole film feels like it was written on a bunch of cocktail napkins. Plot-lines and story elements disappear & reappear haphazardly and the movie goes off on a few tangents. Furthermore, the film feels too long for it's thin premise. Michael Paul Girard was able to make a minor soft-core skin classic with his later "Babes 2: Lost in Beaver Creek", but this, his first film, only showed that he had a lot of unpolished edges that he needed to smooth out before getting to that point.Eye Candy: Jean Stewart gets frontally nude My Grade: D- DVD Extras: Director's commentary; 19 & a half minutes of outtakes from the original cut of the film; 4 minutes of outtakes from "Lebanon Vice" (the fictitious show that plays in this movie); and trailers for "National Lampoon's TV the Movie", "Fubar", "Plaster Caster", & "Dolemite"

I periodically have "bad movie night" with some gal pals where we all get together at one persons house. We find the most outrageous older movies we can find and pig out for an evening. I went to a fabulous local movie store that has everything you could possibly want and headed to the cult section to browse. If anyone lived in southern CT I recommend Best Video to find any type of movie. This movie was a stellar choice for the evening. From the claymation beginning we were hooked. Some of the sex scenes (vaccume being molested)totally skeeved us out but added to the entertainment factor. It was one of the "bad movies" that got played all the way through since some are so horrible we have to stop them in mid play. If you are looking for something truly original and weird this is your flick. It was a very entertaining for an evening.

Well, Kira Philips and Miles O'Brien, in speaking about Mars, spoke about this movie on August 27, 2003 as one of 108 movies with the name "Mars" in the title. I don't think that the movie would have been mentioned at all if it was not at least funny. Has anyone seen this film on TV and/or at art film showcases such as the Museum of Modern Art in NYC?

This was the best b-movie I had seen in a long time.The filming, special effects, acting, and story line were so horid that it made watching the movie down right painful!If you are into watching the worst of the worst this is the best! Its a great laugh the whole way through. B-movie lovers you have found your mecca!