I know going into this I wasn't expecting "Star Wars." I mean with a title like Monsturd you need to put your intelligence on the back burner, drink some brews and laugh your ass off at sh*t jokes. I didn't laugh one bit. The jokes were flat and full of crap. The Turd Monster was as bad as a Paris Hilton film. There is no love for this film; no love at all. 80 minutes of my life wasted. When a puppet is the best actor in your film then you know you've got problems. Listen, I like cheese. I really really do. Klown Kamp Massacre was hilarious. Highly recommended! I can't stop you from watching this turd - you be the judge.

Some of the dialog scenes were obviously not shot with the characters being there at the same time, and some were clearly not even shot in the same room. It's especially telling when the white noise shifts in pitch between two characters talking, and a little bit of audio editing with some pirated software could have cleared that up or at least maintained the continuity. The room switching thing was just obnoxiously tacky, and if it was done intentionally as a joke, I think it probably went over most people's heads and just ended up looking like bad production.On a lighter note, the scene where the shrew of a wife sends the husband down to clean the toilet was the funniest in the movie and actually made my stomach hurt from laughing.

This movie was a real trip. To see people actually get terrorized by something that sometimes is hard to pass (ha,ha) anyway is something to see.My Husband and I live for movies like this. Movies that you just expect to be bad but, have some funny or memorable moments in it so you can't forget it. One the one hand you have actors trying to break in the business by playing in these types of movies and have no acting experience so the expressions are to die for. The most memorable line in the movie is when the little girl sees Monsturd and goes to tell her father. When the father tries to go in the bathroom the little girl replies,"Don't go in there daddy the doo doo will get you". I was rolling in the floor. This movie is only for the strong at stomach.

Saying this film was so bad it was good would be wrong. It's terrible. But in my defense, I'm a huge fan of bad horror and potty humor. Just can't resist. It was only natural that I should pick up this little turd of a flick at my video store purely for the title and it's cover.As the film begins a cute little blonde girl is asking her father to tell her a bedtime story. Instead, he asks her to tell him one. Her tale begins in the setting of a little place called Butte County (get it?) where a science experiment goes very wrong. Born is the giant Turd Monster (long story short) that craps all over everyone in its path. The monster itself resembles little piles of fake rubber doggy-doo all glued together! The movie isn't hilarious, but I laughed in spite of myself. It's in the vein of "Redneck Zombies", but not nearly as funny. Monsturd isn't a Troma flick, but it should be!This is a gross-out flick, pure and simple. Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed.