Lynch Mob
Lynch Mob
R | 18 September 2009 (USA)
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The rural town of Lynchburg Georgia holds a dark secret. A century old curse has condemned the citizens to a diet of human flesh. Unable to leave the city limits the town folks must lure unsuspecting travelers to their quaint town where they soon become the menu item of choice.

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Jon Doe

I have to start off saying that this movie is definitely meant to be of B quality so if you don't like B-Horror you probably won't like this movie. Myself,I loved this movie. It does lose some wind towards the end and the ending definitely could've used some work, but this is still a great effort indeed. The plot without spoilers: Some Mafia associate/Psychopath/Sadist/Child molester(With a terrible indecipherable accent) gets in the Local Mafia crews cross hairs for being too big of a psycho. Always up to no good our despicable Mob sycophant finds himself in trouble The Feds decide to cut a deal with the Mob rat and place him in the Witness protection program. Chaos ensues and a pretty decent B Mob/Horror movie comes out of it.This movie is great because of its camp.The actors were just bad enough to make it all worthwhile and our psychopath is great at making you really hate his character. If your a fan of B horror and B Gansgster flicks you will love this! I gave it an extra star because I always help out the independents

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graphicapark

I haven't reviewed before (only read others), but this was so much a waste of time that I had to waste some more.This movie actually had a pretty cool plot, bot it was just trying too much. The jokes were stolen from everywhere! This was clearly a low budget movie. The acting was really crappy (though that child molester actually did a reasonable job, being creepy) and the audio was bad. It tends to become lower in some scenes. In these occasions the voices turn into a mumbling. Did they record the audio with a build in microphone on the camera?Don't even think about viewing this!

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Alan Bannacheck

Weasel, a psychopathic pedophile, is caught kidnapping a minor from the park when he runs into an investigation team during the act. He manages to cut a deal with the authorities claiming he will help them take down the main mafia in town. He soon finds himself in Lynchberg, (No pun intended) Georgia, a seemingly ordinary small town. However things are not as they seem. The township is accursed for lynching an innocent slave and are trapped in their village for eternity. As if that isn't brutal enough, they are also condemned to a human only diet. The mob that Weasel betrayed track him to Lynchberg to enact their revenge. As soon as they arrive a feast of madness ensues.Filled with gore (enough fake blood and intestines to fill a swimming pool), violence, gratuitous nudity, the living dead, and a pedophile as the main protagonist, any serious horror scholar should give it a gander. With that said, if you're looking for something scary or suspenseful; this movie is far too campy to be taken with much seriousness.My Rating: 5 out of 10 Alan "Skip" Bannacheck "The Horror Cyclopedia"

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mmalone-14

I had never heard of this movie before going to the theater. While watching the movie it felt like a direct-to-DVD movie that somehow found its way to theaters. First off if you aren't a true horror fan don't even attempt to go see this movie. It is all kinds of sick and twisted. It starts off with the mob trying to extract info out of a boxer who threw a fight. In walks what probably is the sickest hero in recent movie history. A professional mob extractor who just happens to also be a child molester. A few scenes later he is arrested by the FBI and sentenced to a small town of 12 people in exchange for testifying against his mob counterparts. After a day in this small town he discovers things aren't exactly what they seem. Everyone there is a cursed cannibal. The molester lures the mob to the town and the townsfolk take care of all of them. This movie features extreme violence, rape, rape of a dead(undead) person, almost child molestation. I think that the MPAA most have sleep thru this entire movie to rate it R because the violence is very extreme with children eating flesh. I found the beginning hard to take because of the child molestation, but once the movie gets to the small town it begins to have a lot of fun with its story. I give a lot of credit to the unknown writer/director and cast for making a truly original movie. Also, the music was very good for this type of movie. It does feature a good zinger at the end. I can only recommend this to people who like their violence extreme and can handle having the lead actor play a very disgusting child molester.

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