Gosh, this movie is all about breast and being...sexy? Gorgeous women with giant breasts , good looking men with hunky looks, many explosions, many shoots and guns, but what the heck! we are sexy let's get it on now, that's the movie all about, another excuse to try to make a porn movie without hard core sex.I was actually expecting for a good sex scene because the storyline was really poor and the ladies and her male companions were really hot all the time so ...lets wait for something then...But, nothing happened, just more shoots , more sexy bodysuits, and a good excuse to wake up my partner and have a little fun. This movie is a holy crap, if you look for action, please watch something else, if you look for sex please watch something else too is very disappointing, actually very sad.

Where to begin, poor acting by playboy playmate models and assorted cast can be overlooked when there is massive amounts of breasts and asses to go around.The thing about it is, why is Marcus "Buff" Bagwell here, and more importantly how lucky can he be? the movie sucked in terms of quality but if you want hilarious fun and lots of eye candy then watch it. I know I did :-)Buff.....daddy! He should be in the movie more because he can act twice as good as the other guys involved in this piece of crap. The guy who played Tyler is THE WORST actor I have ever seen.The highlight of the movie is 2 of the playmates go after the terrorists....who happen to be 2 white guys with uzi's...and with hand pistols they manage to blow up the boat with the "terrorists" on it, and Julie Strain goes "Oh boy they got the terrorists" and this other clown goes "Yeah but the boat's toast"6 out of 10 because I'm a straight man, otherwise it would have been 2 out of 10

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*Master filmmaker Andy Sidaris likes his movies big. "Return to Savage Beach" is no exception. Big explosions! Big, hunky men! Big, fast cars! Big breasted women! In the case of Shae Marks, REALLY big breasted women! Sidaris also likes to shoot his movies in the most exotic locations. Nothing ugly would dare show its face in one of his movies. This adventure has the Lethal Ladies running around all the tropical beaches they can find. It's a tough life.Sidaris is in complete control of his movies. He knows exactly what he wants to see. Well, there are two things out of his control: The quality of the acting and the plot. These two items are of secondary concern. What's important here is that the Lethal Ladies bounce around the globe fighting terrorists. Thank God they are here to protect us. "Return to Savage Beach" has the ladies going after a treasure so that the bad guys don't get it. That's enough plot for me.So what about those Lethal Ladies? Let's see, we've got Julie Strain, Julie Smith, Shae Marks and Carrie Westcott. It's a gold mine. Once again, Strain and Smith make all my dreams come true. Smith has a couple of turns as a stripper and Strain jumps in a pool with Buff Bagwell! Shae Marks plays Tiger. Grrrrrr!!! She even has leopard skin outfits. Her breasts are truly amazing. Marks breasts manage to surpass both Strain's and Smith's impressive displays. Westcott is good as the red leather wearing, roller blading, pizza delivery girl. She has very large breasts as well. No surprise there.If you want to watch large breasted women save the world, pick up a Sidaris flick today. "Return to Savage Beach" is just what you would expect. Think big.

An Andy Sidaris classic, folks. For those of you who have never seen any of this guy's movies, check this one out.....it'll tell you all you need to know. "Hard Hunted", "Hard Ticket To Hawaii", "Day of the Warrior", etc., and this movie are all about the same. Beautiful, busty secret agent women and burly dudes blowing up stuff and having sex in Hawaii.This one involves the recovery of a box of goodies that was buried on an island somewhere in the South Pacific by the Philippine government. "Tiger" and "Cobra" are the secret agents to look out for. Look at their chests and you'll know why. As a long-time wrestling fan, I was suprised to see Marcus "Buff" Bagwell have a prominent role in this one. He even got down and dirty with Julie Strain....lucky guy! Oh yeah, did I mention she's in this, too? She's in a lot of these, but she's in this flick as the leader of the L.E.T.H.A.L. Force (Legion to Enforce Total Harmony And Law). Ava, the big-chested "sextrologist" is back, sending secret messages to operatives over the airwaves.One agent (the one who dresses in the red leather outfit and hands out the poison pizza) appears later on in the movie during the resolution scenes with what sounds like a poorly-done Russian accent. Don't forget the villain, dressed in an outfit straight out of "Phantom of the Opera".I'd recommend this movie to anyone who's a fan of the B-movie/soft-core genre....sure, it's not "A" quality, but there's lots of skin and explosions to make up for that!