River of No Return
River of No Return
NR | 30 April 1954 (USA)
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An itinerant farmer and his young son help a heart-of-gold saloon singer search for her estranged husband.

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weezeralfalfa

This may have been Marilyn Monroe's least favorite film she starred in, but it's my favorite of her films I've seen. I think that's because, like Gable's "Call of the Wild", and "The Tall Men", there is a single man, who finds a beautiful woman(married or not) out in the middle of a wilderness, and spends the rest of the film trying to convince her that their chance adventure together was for a cosmic purpose..... It begins with Robert Mitchum, as Matt Caldor, returning to the area of northern Idaho where he was before he spent 6 years in a penitentiary for shooting a man who was about to shoot his friend. As it happened, he had to shoot the man in the back, something Matt's half grown son: Mark(Tommy Rettig) found repulsive. The great irony of the film is that near the end, Mark finds himself in the same situation, when Marilyn(Kay)'s former boyfriend (Rory Calhoun, as Harry Weston) is about to shoot Matt, who doesn't have a gun. Mark uses a store-displayed rifle(why would such a rifle be loaded??)......Matt was introduced to both Mark and Kate when he arrived at a mining camp near his homestead, after his 6 year absence. Kay was an entertainer for the rowdy miners, and had picked up Weston as a boyfriend. He won a gold mining claim in a gambling game, and wanted to register it at the far off town, down river. He foolishly decided to raft down the known dangerous river, rather than taking a horse trail. Kay went with him. They got into trouble, as they passed Matt's farm, and Matt had to rescue them. Kay sang a number of songs, some as she strummed on her guitar on the trail. The best song is the title song, sung several times, at the beginning, and near the end, when Kay sang her version in a saloon.. These can be heard at YouTube. All the songs were composed by the team of Lionel Newman and Ken Darby. In addition, the traditional "Red River Valley" was heard in the mining camp.......There are some legitimate gripes by others.. Yes, there were too many closeups of the struggles on the raft in the rapids that were obviously studio shots in front of a back projection screen. Instead of a romantic hug and hard kiss, we only get Matt's dramatic forced kiss and rape attempt. This didn't seem to shake up Kay too bad, and at the end, she submitted to Matt's carrying her out of the saloon, and onto his buckboard, with the implication that she would live with him on his farm, even with dangerous Indians around......Matt's original motivation for taking the dangerous river route was 2 fold.:1)To flee from the Indians ,who burned his house, and 2) To get even with Weston for stealing his rifle and horse and leaving him knocked senseless.. In part, he was accomplishing that by stealing his woman. Kay's original motivation for staying with Matt, rather than going with Weston, was that she figured the injured Matt would need some help for a while, and Weston promised to return after he filed his claim. When the 3 reached the claims town, they found Weston busy at his favorite occupation: gambling, suggesting he wasn't planning on returning. I've already told the rest....The outdoor shoots were done mostly in and around Canada's national parks in the Rockies. Apparently, there were also some shots on Idaho's Salmon River, which is sometimes described as 'The river of no return'. Despite it's shortcomings, I didn't lose my interest at any point. Marilyn is often seen in revealing tops, and Mitchum is hunky enough to keep the women interested. The story is relatively simple, with only a few significant characters.

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john-jopaog

WOW, no wonder Marilyn Monroe is a timeless Icon, what beauty, what class what charm and what a soulful voice, she could of been just a great singer, she did it all.... And I don't know to what extent her guitar playing was but if sure looks to me like she was playing the guitar, could of been open tuning.... Norma Jeane, timeless vibrations you gave us Dear, Thru ages-never another talent will be your peer....... You left us lovely Goddess way to soon, see you act and dance, feel your soul croon... Yes it came thru on the silver screen, millions of devoted fans on your divine feminine team. Too soon you left us, our tears testify, Jolton Joe Knew and loved my oh my... Yes our 1st lady of sexual flame, burned out to fast, it was them who were to blame............ We all love you Marilyn

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AaronCapenBanner

Otto Preminger directed this western that stars Robert Mitchum as Northwest wilderness rancher Matt Calder, who helps a man named Harry Weston(played by Rory Calhoun) who was in trouble, but after refusing to loan or sell his horse and rifle, beats Matt and simply steals them, fleeing to a nearby town to file a mining claim he won in a poker game. Enraged, and frightened by the prospect of being defenseless against encroaching Indians, he takes his son Mark(played by Tommy Rettig) and Harry's beautiful fiancée(played by Marilyn Monroe, whom Harry left behind!) down river on a raft to get even with Weston, and retrieve what belongs to him. Good cast and lush production make it watchable, even if the story is unremarkable and its outcome entirely predictable.

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SnoopyStyle

Matt Calder (Robert Mitchum) returns from prison taking his son Mark back to their farm on a river. Harry Weston and his wife Kay (Marilyn Monroe) get into trouble on their raft and the Calders come to their help. Harry is a professional gambler and she's a saloon girl. He's registering a mining claim and steals the Calders' only gun and horse. Fearing an Indian attack, the Calders and Kay set off down the wild river on the raft.Otto Preminger... Robert Mitchum... Marilyn Monroe, just the names alone I had no choice but to check this out. Of course I didn't know that Otto and Marilyn were forced into making this movie. Marilyn Monroe didn't sing her songs. Matt tries to rape Kay. The only good thing is Marilyn has a nice pair of tight jeans and she got really wet. It has some river stunt work but the story isn't anything to be proud of. Apparently, it was a tough shoot. Check it out if you're a fan of any of the three names.

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