Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Ascending
PG-13 | 27 February 2015 (USA)
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In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…

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somestolemyusername-66892

"Honest Trailers" by Screen Junkies did an amazing job reviewing this title... but, long story short: It's a gold painted turd. High production quality, expensive cgi, and OK acting, but plot is 0/10.I'd pay to not have to watch it again.

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axel335

Now here are we talking about a really, really bad movie. Nothing works in this movie. Its extremely boring, the plot doesn't make sense and the actor walk around with an facial expression saying: what I'm doing in this mess? Above all that's the movie is pretentious and tries to be "serious" which fails pretty dismantle. The worst actor in this mess is the evil guy that walks around and whispers all the time. I guess the director thought that would be cool or creepy but it was nothing like that. Me and my son laugh so hard at this stupidity. Another extremely silly scene is the one in the barn where the bees attacks the queen but she doesn't get hurt. Then this moron that hangs around with the queen says: well you don't get hurt because the bees are trained not to hurt royalties. Really???? Hahahahahahaha If you have a really good patients or an ocean of time that you don't know how to spend on anything better you can sit through this train wreck. Otherwise I suggest you switch off after 10 minutes. It doesn't get any better anyway

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sushantmondal-107-897066

The premise of a chosen one is faulty. The genes have to be in the exact same order. To be fair even in our own bodies genes are never in the same exact order and are in a constant state of flux. Women in particular are chimeras as sometimes one x chromosome switches on, while the second x chromosome switches on in other cells. The sci fi genre audience is smart, and the story should be believable - but due to massive gaps in story it fells like its made for dumb people who want to just see action. The graphics are stunning, but character development is poor. Come on, the girl discovers advanced tech and knows how to use them intuitively? And why does everyone keep saving them, the premise of rebirth is so stupid. The earlier movie the cloud atlas atleast had some story even though the execution was lacking. The best the Wachowskis have done is the matrix trilogy, especially the first film. It has been downhill since. Enjoy the movie for graphics, its a one time watch and forget.

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angelinakontini

This film has a unique way of illustrating the future and has a rather dystopian feel to it. This is the interesting part though, inside this dystopian reality, a tale of hope, courage and heroism unfolds. The special effects are amazing, the futuristic gadgets total fun, a hero and a girl add a romantic aspect to it and there are a lot of space fights. Some of the action scenes were too long for my taste, but the story was thoroughly entertaining and I wish there was a sequel. The whole atmosphere of the movie reminded me "Thor: Rangarok", probably due to the dystopian setting.

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