I've hit rock bottom. I cannot go any lower. Burning in hell would be more entertaining than watching this "comedy" again. Satan...take me! One Sandler still making outdated comedies is more than enough. To have two Sandlers in the same film is the stuff of nightmares. The catalyst in creating a colossal black hole that will end the universe as we know it. Sandler dressing as a woman to portray a twin sister should be disallowed. Illegal. A crime against humanity. It's not even a case of the comedy being outdated, because I am one million percent sure it still would not be funny. Twenty, thirty, heck make it fifty years. Toilet humour isn't funny (including but not limited to farting in the cinema, violently excreting after consuming Mexican food and explicitly scratching one's testicles). Annoying characters aren't funny. Sandler isn't funny. Two Sandlers aren't funny. Sandler dressed as a female purposefully showing off his masculine shaved legs isn't funny. You see my point. I'm not even going to describe the plot, it would be a waste of a sentence that could be better used to decimate this atrocity. Holmes was underus...wait...wasn't used at all. The screenplay contained absolutely zero laughs. I didn't even smile, not even a smirk. Just large glaring eyes as I stared at the screen bewildered by what I just experienced. Pacino...why? The only one with a worthwhile committed performance, because he was playing himself. No acting required. Although subjugating yourself to an advertisement for donuts where you sing "Dunkaccino" does make you wonder why such an acclaimed actor would do this. The last line of the film is "Burn this! Don't let anybody see this!". Ironically, I feel the same about this film. Thinking about watching this? Go outside, run to the local store, buy (or perhaps steal...) a copy of the film and give it to your best friend. Then watch them suffer as you laugh maniacally. That'll make for a more amusing time then watching this. Sandler can no longer come back from this. His professional career is officially deceased in my eyes. Goodbye.

Adam Sandler doesn't even try anymore. He just wants a paycheck.

I died laughing from this like Code Lyoko please someone help im suffocatimngf its too funny ic ant type normally also fun fact about this movie: my friend is from panda village like po from kuyng fu panda! And Mall cop is basically the live action version of kung fu pandabut getting back on point, this movie is actually really funny and amazing and i think it gets too much flack. I think this should have won an oscar in 2012. I'm really ashamed that it didn't.

First of all Sandler is running out of ideas and I'm not sure why he is the twin(it is either for comedy or for money). The plot doesn't stick together and the charges are lifeless. The jokes are terrible and so is the acting. A disappointment to our society and mankind as a whole, this is WAY past the line of so bad it's funny.