I watched this film based on the trailer and perhaps the trailer ruined it for me. Most of the kills are shown in the trailer so there weren't much new to see in the film. The kills are few and far spaced out in between each other with the longest dry spot happens soon after the first two murdered victims. Because of this, the film doesn't build any kind of momentum and the dialog feels monotonous, the whole film was very sluggish for me. The comedy is dim-witted and not very funny. Having said that, the special effects and methods of the kills are very good, gory and creative, but not enough to make up for what seem to be an arduous viewing. If this film came up on cable TV, I would tell a friend to shut off the television and just go for a walk outside.

Ha! I've been to Yorkshire loads of times and have only been chopped up by yokels a couple of times. The rest of the time it's been lovely. Good food! But now after watching this I think I might have ate human flesh a couple of times.Four annoying teenagers and two social workers head off to some backward town in Yorkshire for some reason and quickly realise that the residents are a bit Royston Vasey (the League of Gentleman is a BIG influence on this film). So what started out as a group exercise quickly turns into a total gore fest as our non-locals try to escape being forced into one of the sickest 'shows' you'll ever see.Honestly, this is one of those 'folks being carved up by locals' films, but with a healthy does of British sarcasm! That guy you see with the twitch and chainsaw? That's Paddy from soap opera Emmerdale! Points for that! And he's great! The outsiders go up against the local and it's literally an explosion of blood and guts, folks are cut in half, have their heads blown off, are stamped by horses, and one guy is forced full of cow crap until he explodes! This film is mental and without the humour may not have worked, but it worked for me! Paddy also made a zombie film...I'm well tracking that down...

The word ,,Sucking" just isn't strong enough to describe the amount of badness this movie incorporates... No...this special piece of (f)art did everything to well deserve each and every negative adjective a dictionary is able to puke upon it. But let us not be held back by this. Lets just say the movie power-nuclear- vacumed so very much that i hoped the tears i shed while watching it were actually enough to drown me and every poor bystander of this premature apocalypse. In consideration of this genre, Screaming is usually a sign of a joyful success and a dearly welcomed audience reaction. In this case however it is nothing more than the embodiement of pure pain and eyesore mixed with a big splash of blood in the stool and just a little hint of suicide-thoughts. Oh what the hell..make it a genuine jump from the roof. Not showing any actual examples based on concrete scenes so far, is just my own survival reflex of remembering them. In conclusion I recommend to watch this movie with lights and eyes out.

Preface: we watch a horror movie, just the three of us, every Wednesday. We have for years and have rated each as it comes along. Although we stick to supernatural/monster movies with a fervor we occasionally make an exception for something that just sounds too good to pass up.This was definitely worth the risk.Yes there are some things about it that certain subsets of society may choose to find offensive. You really can just suspend your disbelief and take it as the story it was meant to be though.It has a simple premise, almost a trope: people go to remote location with good intentions but find a horrific circumstance they must battle through. The distinguishing feature is that it takes those expectations and twists them ever so slightly. Even if you are looking for them they are either too subtle or too glaringly offensive that you just don't see it coming.It's well written, well acted and humorous where it means to be. That's amazing enough considering the subject matter.It even shocks! That has nothing to do with the gore, of which there is a plenty. The costume and make-up is adequate to good. You can't expect modern Romero effects with this budget but the post production isn't jarring, masked as it is in the surprise.It's grim up't north and no amount of flat caps and ferrets can change that... but this film made it jovial in a very pleasant way. A very pleasant surprise.(Take this review in context, look at the films we have ranked this against)