IF YOU LIKED THIS MOVIE DON'T READ ANYMORE! *************************************************I watched this movie...after the first ten minutes...for the laugh factor. If you stake a vampire through the stomach they die? Vampires can't defend themselves against puny mortal police officers? Oh and they growl like dinosaurs? I've been a fan of vampires all my life, and I have NEVER seen a vampire movie as bad as this.The acting was absolutely horrible. What's with the pursing of the lips after each line? REALLY?? Alex looked like he wanted to make out with himself every three seconds. The action scenes were laughable, you can't even really call them action scenes. I won't even go into the comical background noises and the music tracks and the hilariously bad British (as well as other) accents that seemed to come and go among all the characters. The vampires live together in a big cushy mansion, but they all sleep in a crypt in the backyard in their own individual coffins. How archaic can you get? If they're going to sleep in coffins...AT LEAST HAVE THE COFFINS IN THE BIG CUSHY MANSION!!! The big names were the dwarf and the guy from Karate Kid who ran the Cobra Dojo. Tells you how big those names are, I can't even remember them and I've seen Karate Kid AND the Dwarf more times than I care to admit LOL. After doing this movie I'd doubt those two will ever work again.I fully comprehend that this was an independent film, but what was the budget? $200? I only gave this one 1 star....because it doesn't give a zero option! As a vampire fan, I take this movie as a personal insult.

Immortally Yours had seemingly every opportunity to make a memorable horror film, filled with drama, suspense, romance, and action...the only problem this movie encounters is that none of these can be at all executed. The writing was so second-rate that most of the dialogue consists of a sentence or less, and often lines are repeated numerous times. The actual plot doesn't seem to take form until about an hour in where we understand that among several 2-dimensional protagonists there are apparently three factions warring for apparently no reason. The Illuminati is a multi-national crime syndicate that can't seem to execute a single drug deal without being thwarted by cops moving at snail's pace. The Vampires too seem to be adept at screaming but possess little to no fighting abilities, seeing as how most of them are killed while standing still mouth-agape staring at their attackers. And then there's the police....no idea why they have such a big role but apparently they've inserted undercover Cop Clowns in seedy vampire nightclubs. If you turn to Immortally Yours hoping for a well-done horror flick I'm afraid you may find yourself disappointed. While the camp manages to stimulate a few laughs it cannot manage to atone for the movie's innumerable ridiculous mistakes.

I have never ever in my life seen such a ridiculous movie. What a waste of money and my time..but than again, The movie could not have cost more than a couple of hundred bucks.. I hope the real Dracula will not see this, I'd think he would settle it his way with the director of this crap. And isn't that the bad guy dojo master from the Karate Kid. Does this guy still walks the earth, what a surpriseMaking real movies is still an artform that not so many people know to do in a way that one really is grabbed out of ones life and thrown right into the story..So, if you have bought this movie..i'm terribly sorry for you. If you have downloaded this movie (like me) than Shift+Delete this one immediately!Peace. Zenboogie

I'm a huge fan of vampire movies, ignoring other peoples bad reviews and knowing some people really liked it, I did decide to watch it. That was a mistake.Where to start? Well I guess the most annoying bit is the way the vampires behave. When they're battling in the vampire "hunting ground", all they do is stay back and make some spastic movements. (Actually, most of the time that's all they do).Then there's the sound the vampires make. What were they thinking??? It sounds more like a werewolf with a very bad cold then anything resembling even remotely what I believe should be a proper sound.Next, the acting. Or should I say, lack of it? I've seen lots of High School plays with much more talent then in this movie. What's wrong with them? It can't be that hard to find people who can actually act at least a little? Was it all bad then? No, the story could have been something. On one hand you have the rich human criminals that want immortality and on the other hand the vampire that wants to become mortal. That results in some somewhat interesting plot twists, but unfortunately most of them are highly predictable.So, since I'm in a good mood today I give 3 out of 10 stars for the effort.