After wasting 76 min. of my life, enduring the abysmal ordeal that is Honeyspider, I can safely say that Mr. Hasty ( what a fitting name ) doesn't have a clue when it comes to creating horror and he should be thoroughly ashamed of himself having the affront to actually release s**t like this. Disgusting.Nothing works in this movie, and I mean nothing. The acting is horrendous, truly the epitome of bad, not a single syllable that is being spewed out of their stupid mouths is convincing in any shape or form, they have all the charm of cardboard and the tangibility of ghosts. The dimension of reality is non-existent. The pacing and editing is all kinds of wrong; obviously this "director" thinks that spending inordinate amounts of time watching the lead wandering aimlessly around in different settings is pure gold and he clearly don't have a clue as when to switch to another shot. But I guess it's nearly impossible to get this properly done when you have the sensibility of an elephant. The soundtrack isn't much to write home about either, and most of the time it doesn't fit the scenes at all. The story? Completely meaningless and soulless.In other words, one of the worst movies ever made. Please don't make another one Mr. Hasty, you and the rest of your crew have zero talent.

One of the absolute worst pieces of garbage I have seen this year, this movie had no redeemable qualities and should be relegated to the annals of film obscurity. The acting was beyond bad (especially by the lead actress; please never act again), the premise made very little sense, and nothing (and I mean, nothing) of interest goes on for much of the film. The special effects are a joke, the soundtrack is amateurish at best, and it is just a complete and utter waste of time. There are movies that you watch and aren't very good and make you say, "At least they tried", while others (like this one) make you pray to God that the people involved in this travesty NEVER make a film again. I wish I had never wasted my precious time on this tripe. One of the worst films I have seen in my life. Avoid like it is contagious.To the people giving this movie 4-5 stars; you know, it's pretty damned disingenuous to give a movie high ratings because you know someone involved with the film (or were involved in it yourself). You are not doing anyone any favors by being a liar, and tricking people into watching garbage. If you only have one movie in your reviews log, and gave this movie anything more than the 2 it deserves, you are nothing more than a cheat. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Horror films aren't exactly what I go to the movies for. For one reason or another, most don't do it for me.Honeyspider is one of two films that fall into the Horror genre that I can recommend to literally anyone.I didn't expect to like it as much as I do. A few friends of mine wanted to watch it, and for the first few minutes, I didn't pay much attention. But as the movie progressed, I became more and more immersed in it. It was like I was watching what every horror film should be. Considering production budgets, the film is a technical masterwork. Add in the entrancing and open-ended story, and just the general genre-savviness of the creators, and you have an instant Halloween classic.This isn't a movie that you watch and then go back to the rest of your day. This is a movie you watch, then watch again, then have a conversation with the people who made it on Twitter, and then write a review of while watching it for a third time. I can't express how finely tuned an instrument this film is.If you haven't seen it yet, you need to be watching it.

"Honeyspider" is a new indie horror flick from writer and producer Kenny Caperton and producer/director Josh Hasty . The 2014 project serves as a rejuvenation of classic late 70's, early 80's films, and it is masterfully executed. There's a great balance between the retro feel and inventive techniques, sprinkles of humor, and a terrific atmosphere, the combination of which spin an intricate, delightful tale.The film follows Jackie Blue (Mariah Brown), a college student struggling with classes, work, and her parents' separation. It's Halloween, 1989, coincidentally Jackie's birthday. She's in no celebratory mood, however, but it's more than the stress of familial problems and school. Jackie's Halloween becomes increasingly frightening, filled with peculiar dreams, spiders, and a strange professor (Frank J. Aard)."Honeyspider" retains a distinctly retro feel, evoking classic horror movies like John Carpenter's 1978 "Halloween." This comes as no surprise, considering writer and producer Kenny Caperton's dedicated recreation of the Michael Myers abode. Like Carpenter's memorable flick, there's a methodical pacing that establishes tension. Provocative camera work lends the sense of a sinister presence hiding just unseen. Additionally, protagonist Jackie draws some undeniable similarities to strong heroines like Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis), and Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp, "A Nightmare On Elm Street"). Poor Jackie just wants a relaxing night, and instead she's plagued by bizarre visions, spiders, and dead bodies.Further fostering the throwback atmosphere is the actual setting. Filming locations include the aforementioned Myers House, as well as a gorgeous old cinema, The Gem Theatre in Kannapolis, North Carolina. Jackie drives an old Volkswagen Beetle, a throwback vehicle for sure. A corded phone even makes an appearance, and there's a cool shot in the projection booth featuring an actual film print.Similarities to past films however pay homage, rather than copying. "Honeyspider" bursts forth with innovation, and really freshens up the genre. There's a surprising, and much appreciated, dose of humor peppered into the narrative. It's subtle comedy, as opposed to slapstick found in "The Evil Dead" and "Scream." While Jackie is working the concession counter at the theatre, each customer steals something without consequence, a hilarious sequence. It's witty snippets like this that make "Honeyspider" so unique.A particularly clever inclusion is the fictitious "Sleepover Slaughterhouse III," which presents as a movie within a movie. It plays heavily on horror tropes, including the obligatory topless scene, a silent masked killer, and even an Ouija board. Plus, the name suggests it's one entry in a never-ending franchise. The movie jumps seamlessly between "Honeyspider" and "Sleepover Slaughterhouse III," and the theatre-goers are pretty funny. One audience member, Jackson (David Hensley) keeps making unsuccessful moves on his date, comical segments in between the film within a film.Overall, "Honeyspider" is an imaginative, unique tribute to the horror films we've grown up loving. There are recognizable elements borrowed from beloved slashers, but a hearty dose of originality. Notably, the music is an underrated, but phenomenal aspect. The title derives from a Smashing Pumpkins track of the same name, the "Monster Mash" plays, and the finale features a haunting dream sequence. A disturbingly relaxing piano piece compliments eerie, black and white imagery. What truly sets "Honeyspider" apart is the way the supernatural components aren't fully elucidated. This leaves much to the imagination, which enhances the creepiness. Currently, "Honeyspider" is making various special screenings, including an awesome drive-in showing at the Raleigh Road Outdoor Theatre in Henderson, NC. Stay updated on the "Honeyspider" website, as it's a delectably fresh horror flick, one you'll certainly want to catch.Mitchell "Moe" Long http://www.examiner.com/movies-in-durham/mitchell-moe-long