Sun, sea, sex and sand who could want more from a vacation? But how about lost, wet luggage, mystery tour mayhem, nosey neighbours, exploding toilets and perhaps the luckiest middle aged men ever, you get all this and more when you take a holiday on the buses.The 1970's for the British film industry wasn't a great decade, horror films, sex comedies and TV spin offs made up the most of the nation's cinematic output, amongst all these films there were a few diamonds in the rough but by and large most have now been forgotten, much to the delight of those stars still alive today, Joanna Lumley may be absolutely fabulous now but back then was stripping down for the camera. The 1960's had seen sweeping changes in values and social trends and by the end of that decade it seemed we were living in a far more promiscuous society (no safe sex campaigns back then), into this new era came attitudes that today we may cringe at, feminism to many was a joke, sexual preference was still something that could be poked fun at, as was racism, watch certain TV series' from this era and some would probably gasp at what they heard, with language that many would find offensive, it's not that the writers were trying to shock or be crude its just that 'it was a different time' when people had thicker skin, or were less sensitive to others, depending on your point of view but that is a whole different topic that I wont go into here!From this era came the programme On The Buses, a comedy about the staff at a bus station and those around them. The series had begun in 1969 and became so popular that a film version was made in 1971, this followed a film version of another 60's tv comedy series, Till Death Us Do Part which had begun several years earlier in 1965 and by 1969 had also produced a movie spin off, this film, using the same title as the series would go on to become the third biggest hit of the year at the UK box office behind Carry On Camping and Carry On Up The Khyber. The film version of On The Buses, again using the same title as it's series went one step further and became the biggest box office hit of 1971, signalling the start of a wave of tv series spin off movies, Steptoe & Son, Dad's Army, Are You Being Served? and many, many more all tried to capitalise on their television success. The On The Buses (movie) script told of female bus drivers (oh the thought of it) taking on their male counterparts when staff shortages occur at the depot. After the success of the first film a second was released the following year, Mutiny On The Buses and after the success of this second film a third was released a year later, Holiday On The Buses, this film rounded out the film series and was shown six months after the tv series had ended.Personally my favourite of the three films is Holiday On The Buses, Stan our bus buddy now works at a Pontins Holiday Camp after he gets the sack from the bus depot (I wont tell you why), once there he invites his family, mom Mabel, sister Olive, brother in law Arthur and not forgetting nephew little Arthur to visit much to his embarrassment and dismay, even getting to the North Wales holiday camp, Prestatyn to be precise is a bit of an adventure for them and that is just the start of their troubles.His friend Jack continues to chase virtually any young woman in a tight skirt, just how these two middle aged men manage to 'pull' female 'talent' remains a mystery, would a young woman really fancy a cross between Worzle Gummidge and the Pied Piper? (a bit harsh perhaps but you judge for yourself) this perhaps provides some of the comedy and indeed hope to men of a certain age everywhere, if these two are able to go round sleeping with young women, you are in for a chance too! All this activity comes under the watchful eye of inspector Blakey who now has the position of Head Of Security. I have always found the supporting characters in On The Buses funnier than the leads and this film is no exception, Olive get's herself into all sorts of trouble from wading through a river to mistakenly repaint the bedroom she even engages in a bit of bed hopping herself. Mable has a holiday romance with a familiar and rather cleaner than usual faced character from another famous sitcom of the era and tries her hand at ballroom dancing (watching her first attempt should provide a giggle or two) Arthur however it seems is not destined get much relaxation at all in their North Wales Pontins paradise as every time his offspring creates mayhem it is left to him to literallyclean up the mess. Blakey also has love on the cards and even marriage with the local nurse (can you just imagine a baby Blakey?), this however doesn't seem to stop Jack from showing his true selfish colours by having a last minute affair with her, one last fling before she ties the knot, charming, when you think about it, if she's that fed up with him what she marrying him for in the first place? (I never have liked Jack and have often thought he is the villain of the films ) Still, just bite your tongue and remember it was a different time and it's only a film! Stars of the 1970's Queenie Watts (whom an older friend of mine once met at a party, she called him gorgeous and yes she was drunk) and Arthur Mallard turn up as neighbours in the next door chalet which appears to have very thin walls and in a funny example of 'pot calling the kettle black' Queenie announces upon their arrival they're bleedin common' in her most regal of cockney tones.So is the film any good? It certainly has, like it's 'parent' series come in for criticism over the years, due largely to the sexism of the lead characters, well if you are going to watch the film you must remember as said before it is from a different time and is in similar vein to the 'Carry On' films released in the early 1970's and although hints at sex, apart from a brief shot of a woman exposing her breasts the film thankfully doesn't show more than undressing and kissing (can you imagine any of the cast in sex scenes? This is a comedy not a horror remember), there is one homosexual slur when Blakey gets called a 'fairy', a bleedin fairy at that, by Arthur Mallards character. The continuing chasing of women does get a bit repetitive well before the end of the film and although their antics are probably no different to many young men on a Saturday night, I feel if only they had toned it down it could of been a lot better, saying that however there are plenty of funny moments, mainly from the supporting cast to keep the film entertaining enough for its 1 hr 25 min length and as a result I found the film quite enjoyable.

Its a 1970's British comedy - what you get is a slice of comedy history, typical of its time and place, nothing more nothing less. A bit of slapstick, plenty of innuendo, very loose plot line and full of sexism, ageism and any other -ism going around at the time. Quite simply it is Britain of the 1970's tied up in a 90 minute package. And if you are of a certain age it certainly brings a smile of nostalgia and sometimes incredulous horror. There are not many belly laughs but that's because comedy today is far more sophisticated and we like all our cinema highly polished.Enjoy it for what it is - don't put too much onto it. After all it's not meant to be a cinema classic just a bit of a laugh.

Know all the locations very well and have photo's of them and the newly installed plaque at Pontin's Prestatyn to mark the film by the Welsh film location society. The film is often criticized unfairly - but in my opinion it is better than any Hollywood trash and remakes that are continuously released to keep the ijits in jobs. Britain as it was ... and still is in many respects. Just watch with an open mind and enjoy the scenery (and visit it like I have LOL). British films are not about special effects, car-chases, Hollywood Brat pack etc, but about real situations that at least on one level we can all relate to. Just think back to your childhood holidays with the family ... or think of the old tales of them lol, and this film has them. A British Classic film,,, give me a Brit Flick any day rather than a Hollywood release full of fake people. HIghly recommended - the other two On the buses films are Rita, Sue and Bob Too, Letter To Brezhnev, Beautiful Thing. All down-to-earth British films about real life - must be viewed!!!

If you were growing up in Britain in the 1970s or early 80s, then Holiday On The Buses will provide you with a very potent hit of nostalgia that will doubtless get you talking about "the good old days". It's nobody's idea of sophisticated, and the arthouse crowd should avoid it like the plague, but if you approach it with an open mind you'll probably have a good time.It's all very predictable, of course, but it fits in nicely with a sub-genre of British comedy best described as "everything goes wrong" where it sits alongside Fawlty Towers and Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. There are plenty of minor stars on display soon, such as Grange Hill's Mr Bronson, regular Benny Hill sidekick Henry McGee, Joan from Love Thy Neighbour and the inimitable Arthur Mullard.It's not quite Carry On, but it passes the time painlessly.