Hillside Cannibals
Hillside Cannibals
| 28 March 2006 (USA)
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A group of teenagers in the desert become the prey of cannibalistic inbreds who live in the nearby hillside.

Reviews
pearsonyap

OK this film was absolute pants - anyone who says different does not know the "real" Sawney Beane story - albeit it a legend with no proof behind it whatsoever - it allegedly occurred centuries ago in Galloway Scotland! When they where caught there were 48 of them and the men folk were slaughtered in front of the womenfolk in the same way that they had slaughtered so many innocent folk - after that the women were burned at the stake like witches. Like I said Sawney Beane was, as legend has it, Scottish, the whole family did not suddenly uproot and leave the caves of Galloway Scotland for the sandy beaches of the USA, nor did they manage to transport themselves through several centuries!!!!!!! 10 out of 10 for the one bod wearing a kilt I have never laughed so much at an alleged horror film before!! As for the rest of the film - more grunts than a xxx film!!!!!!! lol can't believe I wasted £2.97 buying this!!!!

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CherryPie2308

right this must act as a warning stay away from this garbage film, I'm already miffed that i got suckered in and actually paid for the DVD. This tedious garbage seems to be utterly devoid of plot, all you get is some kids (of which it is impossible to care about devoid of personality as they are) go to the dessert get eaten by cannonballs who enjoy incest, thats it the plot save you watching this utter utter tripe. The only thing that is mildly decent about this is the effects are OK which hints at either a really good effects team or this film was funded far more money than it deserves. Terrible STAY AWAY. Seriously terrible not even in the so bad its good category

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Rob_Zombie

Good movie, go check it out, don't worry about what some dumb f*(k blockbuster employee has to say, he obviously didn't even see it. It is in fact about the same cannibal family explained in the commentary for The Hills Have Eyes, just in a more modern setting. This movie actually has the look and feel of an old school horror film. I would suggest renting it, but not buying, unless your a collector of everything horror, like myself. I gave it a 6, cheesy acting, bad cuts, and it kind of has a T.V. show feel at times as well. The gore is great, the nudity is just right, and some may argue, but the ending was very good. Great Job... By the way, this movie is far better than Hostel, F! you Eli Roth!!

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Chris Mackey (guestar57)

Cannibalism is not the subject of idle chit-chat. Really liked the effects, set and bad guys in this Theasylum flick. Tom(Bill)Nagel is the only victim ,I had apathy for…Being a fomer carpal tunnel patient, My hands hurt almost as much as Toms. Vaz(Callum) Andreas had the most scenes to emote in, If you could while munching on co-stars. Leigh(Sawney)Scott had the kewlest role as leader on stilts and why not when your also the director. Tom(Towart)Downey, Hey they didn't list you in IMDb& we interviewed before, Has the most fun as the Big Brother with a gimmick. Louis(Sheriff)Graham was even more disturbing then as the neighbor in When A Killer Calls, For shame on you sir. Erica(Rhian) Roby has the required T & A scene and is as pretty as she is hungry. The ending freaked me, And not in a good way…Whatever happened to happy endings Where ,oh, where is MICHAEL BERRYMAN ???

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