I saw the preview and thought it must be a spoof but no, it really is just terrible. Why go and make a film like this? The acting is poor, the story line(if you can call it that) is badly thought out, the script lacks any interest or realism, the military inaccuracies are embarrassing and the editing is distracting. Why go to all the effort of producing a film that you know will be so bad? This really is just an exercise in narcissism.

One of those films that with a slightly better script, some basic technical advice, some better actors, less shaky camera work and better acting....it might have been average. As it is, the film is so bad, I haven't laughed so much in ages and for that it gets a 4! Other reviews point out inaccuracies such as corporal stripes on a Major but for me it was the appalling fight scenes and dialogue that had me chuckling. Every actor in this monstrosity must take some responsibility but the actor playing the baddies moll is one of the most talentless one dimensional I have ever seen.Unless you have time to waste and want a laugh, don't watch it.

Quite possibly one of the worst, most inane, awful films I have ever sat through, wooden acting, awful special effects, obviously fake head- shot stickers were on special during the day it took to film this as opposed to the wardrobe budget which obviously ran out extremely quickly as most of the actors were forced to share the same ill-fitting jacket. appalling dialogue full of unnecessary playground swearing.Truly dreadful!

i thought the acting in TOWIE was bad but they are class compared to this lot, the plot was bad had more holes than a Swiss cheese, the acting was more chipboard than wooden, i only kept watching it in the vain hope it would get better but sadly i was wrong. If i could give it a - score i would, how they managed to waste 3 million on it i will never know .