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| 06 October 2015 (USA)
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After their friend goes missing, five road-tripping friends must confront a violent biker gang, but after they narrowly escape, their nightmare goes from bad to spine-chilling.

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Kyflie

The only good thing I can tell about this film, that it has an interesting plot. Sadly, that's all. The acting is so poor, the props are trash, and did I just hear the cameraman's footsteps? Some scenes are very amateur, like it was filmed only once, and nobody cared about the quality. And back to the plot. Actually, I really liked the main idea, it seemed very mysterious...and, it still is, because there are no further information about those masked men. Well, I think it was so awful I nearly enjoyed it! Fun fact: I wanted to watch an another movie with the same title, accidentally opened this.

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David Roggenkamp

I will start by saying, this is probably the worst movie I've seen in ReBox for awhile. Normally when I review movies, I expect to find trash like this from the local video rental store. However, this is not the case. This steaming pile of filth uses an overdose of profanity to show that the characters are quite hostile with each other – I'm actually surprised that the team of friends that are out road tripping can even stand to be around each other the entire way to wherever their destination is. I was impressed by the fact the entirety of the movie has them at each other's throats with insults, not being able to cooperate and otherwise having mixed opinions of how to handle the situation when their lives depend on cooperation to get out alive. So what do they decide to do once they do stop at a local rest stop? Guns come out with a loitering bike group that otherwise has a stash of drugs on the line. They've set themselves up for trouble when they are running low on gas and must pull into an otherwise desolate and abandoned ghost town. Cannibals live in this town and they are suddenly picked off one by one; but not before figuring out where their friend from earlier disappeared to. Flash forward to the biker gang and we get to see some of them picked off by the cannibals also. The cannibals do have some strange ways of living – potato sacks over their head; but they otherwise come off as the typical backwater cannibals that are less than intelligent. The group of friends, as mention, get picked off one by one until only one is left and she is picked up by a random stranger and the movie ends.The acting is bad; scenes tend to take longer than they should or are included when they could have been omitted. The overall flow of the movie is also pretty clunky; too fast in some areas, not enough action in others, and the scenes which are good are overshadowed by the scenes which seem to take forever. I'm pretty certain one of the scenes with them mulling and debating their current situation; took about ten minutes; only it was closeups of their faces in the car while doing so.I do no recommend this movie and I recommend you stay far away.Originally posted to Orion Age (http://www.orionphysics.com/?p=9705).

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Gilly Vill

I am in a very fortunate situation in my life where every few days I get to see A LOT of bad movies. However, this one takes the cake. So much so that it inspired me to follow steps needed to create an account on this website to warn others of potential loss of 90 good minutes of their life to which they will never get back. The storyline is appealing, just not very well executed. I never had an opportunity to emotionally attach to the character that went missing getting everyone in to this mess in the first place and that's unfortunate because this movie had a lot of things I can get excited about in a movie...huge wooden hammer thing that smashes people, gore, and attractive women just to name a few. However, those things, in my opinion, were not well placed or utilized. I would love to give more insight, but the way the whole thing played out I am left still a little confused as to what just happened in this movie. Typically our movie group ends with a resounding "your welcome" from our leader, even with the worst of movies, but this one left him in silence as well. I will end this review the way the movie ended, suddenly and no soon enough.

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bmadasz

Let me start by saying my time in "the office" is more interesting than this movie. For the slower readers I'm talking about my poop. I would rather watch a turtle sit in one spot for 10 hours, because that's how slow the fights are in this movie. I literally went to McDonald's and got myself a yummy milk shake before the biker dude punched the very poor actor. Wait, they're all bad at acting. I mean the guy that got shot twice in the stomach and died in front of his fiancée. What's up with that fiancée taking 20 minutes to actually help her future dead husband. She had the gun, could have shot the bikers, yet she runs out and gets shot first because she's a very challenged person. I'll admit though, that acting from her fiancée when he was dead was phenomenal. He deserves an Oscar for playing dead because that was the best acting during the entire film. I'll be honest though. I fell asleep 3 times. My girlfriend tried to wake me each time to continue watching the movie, and I politely nudged her away for waking me back into this nightmare of a film. My eyes are still trying to figure out what the hell I just watched.In all honesty... Burn this disk if you find it at a yard sale. Save the next person from wasting a minute of their life on this crap.

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