I hadn't really heard anything about this film but I picked it up anyway as A) It looked stupid, therefore good and B) it cost fifty pence, and therefore A + B = C, C being 'Cyborg Cop is a fairly enjoyable action flick which you can get cheap, the cheapness therefore counteracting any faults the film may have'.Two cops (brothers?) get into a bit of trouble after being over-zealous when apprehending an overacting maniac. Months later, one of them ends up heading to a Caribbean island to tackle heroin smugglers, but instead gets caught up in an ambush (complete with exploding remote control plane!), encounters a giant cyborg, which then cuts off his hand. The cop, done in by the cyborg, only has one career option left, and that's to become a cyborg himself.Y'see there's a guy on this island who makes cyborgs to sell to shady companies and/or shady governments. This man is John Rhys Davies, who you might remember as Gimli from Lord of the Rings. In that film he was good, with his Scottish accent and stuff, but here he's got an 'Ee by gum' Yorkshire miner's accent which sounds totally ridiculous and hilarious. It contributes to the film's enjoyability factor. Plus, he's got loads of gadgets, including a robotic arm attached to a wall that answers the phone for him.More daftness follows as the cop's brother come looking for him - cue love interest (great acting from this chick!), a reggae band playing, and the usual punch ups. Now and again the film cuts back to the main cyborg baddie type person, who does people in as a demonstration of his power (including ramming his fist through a guy's head).Cyborg Cop is pretty daft stuff, but it delivers what it promises: plenty of action, plenty of daftness, and some nudity to keep us braindead fans of such things happy.

Ex-DEA agent Jack (David Bradley, the American Ninja in parts 3 through 5), whom got fired after shooting a nut-job who had taken a hostage, but was the son of a wealthy newspaper mogul, seeks to rescue his brother Phillip also a DEA agent after he gets into deep trouble with evil master-mind, Kessel on a tropical island, unaware that Phillip has since been changed into a cyborg programmed to kill.Make no bones about it, this movie is brain-dead,moronic B-movie fare through and through, but at the same time I found it to be fairly entertaining, especially while inebriated with like-minded friends. Do some bits fail on their faces? yes. There's a Dukes of Hazzard- type chase sequence that's utterly horrible (not in the good way) & the soundtrack is almost as horrid. Yet for this most part I was amused. One note: If you don't have a penchant for bad B-action movies, steer clear of this one.Eye Candy: An unknown actress who plays 'Cindy' & Alonna Shaw both get toplessMy Grade: B-

this was the worst movie I've ever seen. The acting was absolutely pathetic, let alone the overall directing and producing. Every category of the film, (eg. editing, filming techniques etc)failed dismally and for anyone to rate this film more than a two, makes me wonder what the world is coming to. The attempts at humour were vastly unsuccessful, which in turn created an extremely awkward viewing experience. The only things worth laughing at were the sets and the homo-erotic subtext which I must admit, contributed a major part in scoring this movie 1/10. A lack of money is not an excuse for appalling aesthetics, acting and producing. The worst movie I've ever seen! awkward, boring and painful...no...excruciating.

the last scene of the movie shows our hero chasing the villain. The villain has the girl(it's so suspenseful too) and the hero(loser) says(no joke) what the hell is that and points behind the villain. The villain turns and gets shot in the head. WHAT??????? I mean an epileptic retarded monkey could write a better ending to this movie, not to mention act better than everyone in it(including Mr. Davies). If I could I would give this movie a rating of negative infinity and just pass it on to the mystery science 3000 guys to tear to shreds. What a piece of.......