"Cameron's Closet" is a bit of a relic and time capsule for a much simpler time in my eyes. It was a staple of many a late-night horror- movie marathon and subject of numerous Friday-night rentals at the local Video King when I was growing up in the early 90's. And of the handful of people who I know that have seen the film... that seems to be the common trend.It's one of those late-80's horror features that frankly fell off the map when Video Stores fell out of vogue and streaming took over during the past ten years. Its entire life seemingly spent as one of those lost, faded video-cassettes that you only discover after an hour of picking through video-shelves at your rental store of choice.So it was a bit of a surprise finding it uploaded online not too long ago. Excited to relive a childhood "classic" that I had "discovered" in the video-store and rented over and over again, I clicked the play button, sat back......and was pretty underwhelmed.While it does indeed have a fair share of thrills and chills, director Armand Mastroianni and writer Gary Brandner (creator of the "Howling" franchise) are never able to build the film up beyond the level of mediocrity, rendering it a generally ineffective tale. And while it may be a fun treat to revisit for the sake of nostalgia for 80's and 90's kids who are now all grown up, it's definitely best to understand that this is most certainly a "nostalgia goggles" affair. There's nothing here that hasn't been done far better in other far better films before.The film is based on 10-year-old Cameron Lansing (Scott Curtis), a boy with latent telekinetic and pyschic abilities. After his research scientist father is killed in a grisly "accident", he is sent to live with his mother and her boyfriend. However, a series of twisted and gruesome deaths begin to surround the child, and it quickly becomes apparent that demonic forces are at play, who wish to get their hands on the boy for their own devious purposes...When it's at its best, the film does competently deliver some satisfyingly chilling thrills and jumps. One particular stand-out scene involving a ghostly re-animated man with an inhumanly large smile still sends shivers down my bones. And there is a lot of fun to be had with the good, old-fashioned 80's practical creature and gore effects on display. Especially as they came courtesy the same genius that also created the animatronics in films like Spielberg's "E.T." and the titular "Alien" in the Ridley Scott classic. But it's at the service of a relatively cliché and standard (even at times sub-standard) storyline with forgettable characters and ho-hum development.Perhaps the harshest thing I could say is that outside of the title, I didn't remember much about the film from my childhood. And in trying to write this review not that long after having re-watched it... I'm straining to think of much to say in regards to it. Either good or bad. It's a wholly mediocre film that's just watchable enough to kill some time on a rainy afternoon, but you'll also forget it within a week.And so, I'm giving it a slightly under-average 4 out of 10. Mainly for the few effective moments and some creative scenes that take advantage of the promising premise. This is one of the few horror films that I honestly wouldn't see being remade... It's got a good idea behind it. But the film as-is just isn't particularly special.

If the name Armand Mastroianni rings a bell, it's because he directed "He Knows You're Alone", most famous as Tom Hanks's movie debut. This is the only other movie of his with which I'm familiar. If this is any indication, he went downhill after giving Hanks a start. A number of the horror flicks that I've seen on FearNet - even if they lack a masterful plot - have some great music ("Down", "Blood Diner" and "Waxwork" are the prime examples). "Cameron's Closet" doesn't even have that. It's another "Exorcist" rip-off. How ironic that the man who directs these sorts of movies gave a debut to a back-to-back Oscar-winning actor. Life really is a box of chocolates after all...but don't bite this one.

No, it's not a shocking expose on the deviancy of the "Growing Pains" star, that might have been watchable. No this movie is just a sorry excuse for a 80's horror film. Camoron Lansing is a introverted little tyke who has telekinetic powers. People always seem to die around him. Can the dashing police detective save the day? Will Dr. Nora Haley (Mel Harris of "K-9" 'fame') admit his secret desires? and most importantly, with all the atrocious acting, crap special effects, and groan inducing plot, will anyone give a damn?? I'll give you a hint the answer to one of those questions is a resoundingly overwhelming NO. Directed by Armand Mastroianni, who after "The Supernaturals" and "He knows you're alone" obviously just doesn't know any better.My Grade: D-

Hmm... so Cameron is a psychic kid who accidentally brings a ferocious demon up from hell into his closet... Sounds like it might have potential. It did, but did it utilize that potential? No. Though this movie is tad creepy, it had some real major lows to it. Examples: the stomach growling noises coming from the closet, the almost 80's music video special effects (no wonder the thing died at the end, I think I would too if someone shot bad special effects at me through their finger tips). So, you should only preview this movie to see if you really like it first, but I don't recommend buying right away, especially without a preview.