This movie is addictive and funny and I cant stop watching it, underrated and unappreciated, a must see

I'm still trying to figure out what the f uck went on in this film.We've got a proto-Beavis and Butthead pair of brothers who, in tribute to their dead psychotic uncle, kill wanton women to serve up on their diner's menu; we've got necromancy to revive said uncle as a disembodied brain; we've also got said brain (complete with eyes) orchestrating and overseeing a plot to revive an ancient goddess with a name reminiscent of an Eighties cartoon villainess: all hail Sheetar! Did I forget to mention the rival diner owner and his sole talking puppet customer; or the vaguely grating pair of cop stereotypes? All of this got thrown into a gonzo gumbo with a varying aftertaste: sometimes, it hit the spot; other times, it left me wondering: "What the fu ck am I eating?" Perhaps I should check out Blood Feast, the slab of Sixties horror this hit 'n' miss homage pays tribute to.

Right from the git-go with a hilarious scrolling warning of violence to come, the viewer becomes aware that nothing in "Blood Diner" is to be taken seriously. What you get is an over the top dark comedy, that races through 88 minutes at a frantic pace. It all begins with Uncle Anwar's talking resurrected brain that lives in a jar. He commands two doofus nephews in a hilarious scheme to resurrect a Lumerian Goddess. Nothing makes sense, a topless aerobic's class massacre, a female cop named Jackson who looks like a Michael Jackson clone, a competitor diner owner who communicates through his ventriloquist's dummy, a death by falling stalactite scene, and it goes on and on. The film must be seen, as describing it is futile. "Blood Diner" also has an outstanding doo-wop soundtrack. Highly recommended of it's type. - MERK

Disgusting story about two brothers who serve up body parts (or something) for some evil god (or something). Actually the plot doesn't matter. This film only exists to shove every crude, disgusting, sexist joke ever made into your face. None of them are funny. I can take sick humor but these jokes are BEYOND sick! And there's TONS of female nudity shoved in your face. I can get that--most horror films from the 1980s had it...but this has an almost constant barrage of it. Never thought T&A could be boring but it is here! And the gore--plenty of it. TONS of it actually. I suppose it doesn't matter that none of it looks even remotely real. It's funny at first but quickly gets tiresome. This is for guys who get off on seeing helpless nude women killed and dismembered and love non-stop sick humor. This is just a sick and disgusting piece of garbage that caters to the lowest common denominator. Utter filth. A 1.