Bikini Airways
Bikini Airways
NC-17 | 22 April 2003 (USA)
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The sexy fun flies fast and furious as Teri inherits a failing airline that's deep in debt. To turn things around, she and her girlfriends decide to charter the plane out for flying bachelor parties with great success!

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Uriah43

Upon learning that she has inherited an airline from her uncle, "Terri" (Regina Russell) goes to the airport and discovers that there is only one airplane and that its in bad need of maintenance. She also learns that she is $25,000 in debt. Fortunately, her boyfriend is a photographer and he just happens to know three female models who are willing to lend their services to help build their portfolios. Not only that but they also happen to know of a rich oil tycoon who has just canceled his plans for a bachelor party because he needs to fly to Miami. Quite naturally he is convinced to do both at the same time for the price of—you guessed it—$25,000. Now rather than reveal any more of this movie and risk spoiling it for those who haven't seen it I will just say this film is a low-quality mixture of comedy and soft-core porn rolled into one. Unfortunately, apart from the pilot "Captain Sam" (Jay Richardson) there really isn't much comedy to be found. Likewise, although there was plenty of sex and nudity most of these scenes lacked eroticism. In short, the movie itself turned out to be pretty dull in my opinion. That said I give this movie a score of just 3 out of 10: one point for the comedy of Jay Richardson and two points for the two pretty actresses by the names of Kim Maddox (as "Traci") and Amy Lindsay ("Pam"). But that's it.

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manjodude

This is a soft porn movie that goes unintentionally funny as ladies shed their clothes at the drop of a hat on board the plane or off it. And pilots who have absolutely no idea flying the plane although they say proudly on camera they have '25 years of flying experience' add to the craziness of the plot. Don't be misled by the title of the movie. There are no bevy of beauties on a plane waiting to tend to your every whim & fancy. Just four of 'em who are not exactly.....hot, except maybe for Regina Russell. What else can I say? There's hardly any plot but the ladies do their job and the performances of every character here are aptly silly. Verdict: A lazy time pass for your viewing(or titillating) pleasure.

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movieman_kev

Terri (Regina Russell), after inheriting an airline from her late uncle (and the debt that goes with it), gets a wealthy oil tycoon to pony up 25,000 to have his bachlor party on her first flight. Groan inducing jokes and soft-core silliness abound. Directed and written by Fred Olen Ray, and better then "Haunting Desires", not that that is hard to do, because I just left something better than "Haunting Desires" in my toilet this morning.Fred PLEASE go back to your B-horror movie roots.My Grade: C-The Goods: 6 Sex Scenes (M/F, F/F/F,M/F/F) Girl of the movie Award: Loni Lynn, I usually don't go for fake gazongas, but i'll make an exception

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Dr. Gore

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*Welcome to Bikini Airways! We'll be traveling at 69,000 feet today. You may see us flying past cloud 69 as well. If you look down the aisle, you may also see the number 69 in action. We are cruising to Miami today so that this guy can get married. But before he gets married, we are going to throw one heck of a bachelor party for him. You see, our boss, (Regina Russell), inherited this airline. It was going nowhere fast. So in a fit of business genius, she decided to charter her plane to a rich guy for his bachelor party. Luckily for her, she had three entertainers/strippers/bimbos in bikinis working for her. These girls are ready to party down. The guy paid $25,000 for the flight and the girls will earn every penny.Your money will also be well spent if you decide to fly "Bikini Airways". It takes off fairly regularly from various late night cable channels. Although there are a few funny parts, don't be fooled into thinking that this is a comedy. "Bikini Airways" is softcore porn. If you're giggling during the sex scenes, something is very wrong. But if you're looking to fly to that red eye in the sky, hop on "Bikini Airways".

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