Autopsy
Autopsy
R | 09 January 2009 (USA)
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Emily Johnson, her boyfriend Bobby and their friends Clare and Jude are recent college grads driving cross-country, taking a last vacation together before they face the "real" world. An accident leaves them hurt and stranded on a lonely Louisiana road. When the ambulance arrives, it whisks them to Mercy Hospital.

Reviews
Andy Van Scoyoc

While not bad, a bit silly and certainly not a good movie, it wasn't terrible, either. I seriously doubt a hospital could function, anywhere and someone, somehow, doesn't know about it.Not likely...Not even in Louisiana.I'm a Jennette Goldstein fan, so I enjoyed her performance. Stocked with has-been actors, they still put in solid performances.Watch it for free, because it's certainly NOT worth paying for, but it's worth the time.

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Miss_Xray

As seen from a point of view that this should be a horror thriller i must say .. 1 star? If you watch it for what it is .. " a bad horror film that is so bad its funny" then it might have its moments. I have to agree a lot with the review that thomyorkeradio wrote. Emily calls the cops. One shows up with no weapon drawn.. totally believes the psycho doctor even though the hospital have been closed for years.. wtf =S. Emily doesn't try to run even though the psycho doesn't even have a gun or anything to threaten her with. Then if so .. why even run in the first place? Stupid police thinks " yes lets go check out dead bodies on my own without back up". Emily chops nurses arm off .. meat and bone. We all know how easy it is to chop off a bone. Yes.. riiiight. Not like you need a saw or any. Emilys boyfriend think something is wrong but he are not quite sure what. Made me actually laugh. Emily managed to get up , stand up straight and have the strength to bash someones head in after getting her head drilled. Managed to run around perfectly fine. When Emily and her drugged up male friend finds female friend with just a half of her scull left and practically dead.... Instead of "shit we are next lets run and hide and be quiet" they covers her with a sheet (??) Not suspicious at all right? Tries then to run and be quiet? No.. Slams doors and doesn't even try to be remotely quiet. This is illogical on so many levels i wonder if its suppose to be funny. The only smart thing I noticed was when Emily put the phone on the floor for the guy to find when it was ringing but then of course doesn't look where she is going... Oh yes and a hospital with no people? Seems odd? nooooo of course not ... I don't think any hospital in the world is that empty. But for these people they don't suspect a thing?This film is NOT trying to be a realistic horror,but just a gory one with lots of stupid things

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hotrodd100-294-928770

I didn't thank it was the worst horror film I have ever seen however I have seen better ones. I have even seen better b-horror films. The gore was pretty decent and there were some scenes which were pretty creepy. The acting wasn't terrible. For the most part it was pretty good. I just have one question if anyone could help me. At the very end when the girl is stitching up her face and says to the doctor - You're right, I should be a doctor (whatever it was), and then you see the doctor, burned face and all, wake up and grab a very sharp instrument, it just ends there. ???? What should we assume? Did he get up and kill her at that point or not? I am totally confused. Any help with this would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

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trashgang

Adam Gierasch isn't unknown for me, I just have seen his latest effort Fertile Ground and liked it and in fact I have seen so many flicks directed by him, Night Of The Demons, Mortuary,...And some of them I loved some I hated because they didn't deliver on the horror part. But luckily this one does deliver.The story itself is as usual, some friends having an accident and are being picked up roughly by an ambulance. They are taken to an abandoned hospital with a sick doctor. From there on it goes badly wrong for the friends. The acting is okay and believable. But the main lead Jessica Lowndes did already appear in a Masters Of Horror (Dance Of The Dead) and did another horror, The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) but for the moment she's in the 90210 series. And didn't I recognise Robert Patrick from Terminator 2? Well, they all know their job and did well.Although some stupid things going on that are unbelievable like the scene were Emily is trying to catch a cell phone without being seen is ridiculous. And there are some other parts like that (the cutting of an arm) but it's the amount of red stuff and even some gory scene's that makes it watchable. But you keep watching until the end to know what is going to happen, surely one to autopsy.Gore 3/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 3/5 Story 3/5 Comedy 0/5

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