This, direct to video, amateurish Japanese exploitation film is sloppy, ridiculous and almost worthless. There is some gore (for those who are into that) and some soft core nudity of its attractive actresses (including a very steamy scene in which one of them masturbates off-camera other girl, for which I'll give the film a couple of stars instead of zero ones), but the plot makes no sense and the acting in it is atrocious. Basically, as far as one can discern, some zombies attack a girl's high school, but somehow the girls in the swimming team are immune to the attacks (it must be something in the water of the swimming pool) so it is up to them to counterattack. Even those who like exploitation films, want to have some decent plot in it to make sense.

Aki is a new student at the school where this movie takes place. She meets another student who has similar body marks as she does(a bruise above the breast, a mole behind the ear)and the two become fast friends. There's supposedly a virus outbreak and the students(and faculty)are being injected with what they were told to be a vaccination, which turns out to be anything but. Essentially, ATTACK GIRLS' TEAM VS. THE UNDEAD is a "rabid virus let loose inside a school" flick where those infected go berserk attacking the ones who haven't been subjected to the effects this plague entails. The usual hacked off limbs, blood spray, and butchery occur as the viral humans go on a killing spree. Toes are cut away with scissors, rulers(a math teacher goes to town on his class)chop off body parts, a skull is stabbed into with the brain removed, a chainsaw burrowing through a student, etc.For some reason the swim team isn't infected and it might have something to do with the pool. We learn that not only does Aki have an aversion towards water(and the reasons why are elaborated on), she was trained as an assassin by a mad scientist known for his skills at creating viruses and human modification experiments..the movie that keeps on giving! While as a horror movie(or zombie action comedy, if you prefer)I wasn't exactly blown away, as a piece of erotica, it worked exceptionally well because ATTACK GIRLS' TEAM VS. THE UNDEAD's lead, Sasa Handa, is a Japanese bombshell. There's a shower scene that had my heart beating a mile a minute, and this incredible masturbation sequence where she can not contain her orgasmic reaction towards flute music is just dandy. But it's Handa's lesbian scene with Yuria Hidaka, and the little moments which lead up to it, that really sent yours truly into harmonious bliss. There's also included a passionate sex scene where Aki calls for the mad scientist to pop her cherry after the flute music has her wrapped in a frenzy. Either naked or in a "speeda" swim suit, Handa is a masturbatory maiden worthy of my drooling gaze. This movie is certainly what I'd call "titillation material". The violence(the gore)is rather disappointing, cheap, with the director forced into pulling away when a blade is slicing flesh or a cinder block bashes which bashes a face in. Director Kôji Kawano tries to make up for the film's shortcomings with camera angles shooting up school girls' dresses, peeping upward at white panties.

Even though this film's production vales are low and you can see it's failures clear as day- It somehow engages you in a way that you want to see where this all goes.This film is somewhat a softcore porno that is doubling as a Zombie Horror. It delivers on NEITHER of these areas, leaving you feel a bit glass half empty after watching, not knowing if you should go all out in one direction.This movie is dull and slow, but it has heart as well a lot more body. If you have Nothing, and I mean NOTHING to do-This is Perfect viewing for you!!!

Aki arrives at a new school on the same day as a new zombie virus outbreak is starting due to a faulty vaccination. She must save the school. OK, not really that much of a story to this one, but you get a boatload of ultra-gore (even if it's very cheesy and fake looking), frequent nudity, lesbianism & a laser vagina, what more can you expect from a Japanese film with this title?? Not really a good film by even the most lenient of traditional standards, however I found myself having fun with it (to an extent). On the downside, even at less then an hour & a half, it does seem to go on a bit too long Eye Candy: Sasa Handa frequently shows T&A; 2 other shows tits My Grade: D+ DVD Extras:the Region 1 DVD has no extras