All American Bikini Car Wash
All American Bikini Car Wash
NR | 29 August 2015 (USA)
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An enterprising college student agrees to run his professor's Las Vegas car wash to avoid flunking out of school. But it's Vegas gone wild when he decides to staff it with gorgeous bikini-clad girls.

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spoolstarter

I watched this movie with a friend who said it would be worth the watch because it had a respectable star rating( I can't remember what it was at the time) and several stellar reviews. At the time of me writing this, my first review, the star rating has dropped to 3.2 and popularity has dropped 372%. So it is quite clear that this movie is headed down into the 2's, which I consider generous, or maybe even the 1's. I don't know if this dog is the worst movie I have ever seen, but I can't recall any that are as bad. I won't bother going into all the details of what made this a bad movie. That would take far too long. Instead I will focus on the redeeming qualities....... There that didn't take too much time at all.After the wasted time I endured watching this dud I felt it necessary to check out these reviews my buddy talked about. To my surprise one of the reviews giving it a 10 was written by the writer himself. Surprise because he admits to it. But he also admits that he believes that to his knowledge all the other reviewers that gave it high marks were legitimate accounts. So I looked at these legitimate reviews and found that every one was a newly created account and every one had only reviewed one movie. Any guesses which one? This prompted me to make an account and add my two cents.

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Thomas Crymes

Is it going to win any Oscars? No, but it's not trying to. If you watch this movie you are watching it to see good-looking women in Bikinis, nudity, some R-Rated sex scenes, and a little humor. It delivers on all these fronts. It doesn't really matter that it's angling to ape other teen sex comedies. It doesn't matter that the plot is a framework for the T & A.The two male leads do a decent job and the production values are higher than I'd expect for a low budget flick, and the women are all hot (some are previous Playboy models). Don't be too analytical, just sit back and enjoy the bewbs.

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pjrodio-589-657833

Yeah, I'm giving it a 10. Why? Because it is exactly what it tries to be - a fun time - nothing too serious, with actors that are all having a blast. And yeah, I wrote it, so I'm biased ;) but still - they could have made a pretty lame movie and they did the opposite - the actors were all terrific, cool cars and great tunes! Good work! Also, regarding Mr. Birdstrike's review - As far as I know, those reviews are legit. I know a bunch of friends who loved it (not sure if any of the reviewers are the ones who posted honestly) - but maybe it's not your cup of tea, which is cool. But there are plenty of folks out there who will love it! Also, I saw that your two reviews are both bashing movies, and saying the exact same thing - that the makers used fake reviews. Don't be a hater!

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mpete-51956

I had a blast with this movie. When I saw the trailer, I thought it looked sexy and fun, but the movie has so much more. Fun set-up - Jack is in a bind, failing his class, and his professor offers him to run his car wash and show a profit. Easy, right? Thanks to his friends, they quickly turn it into a bikini car wash. Jack is reluctant but goes with it. They hire a few more girls. Jack starts to get paranoid though since some of the girls are taking things a bit too far. Won't ruin the rest for you, but it's a fun ride, better than I thought it would be.The cast has an easy chemistry and really helps bring the fun story to life. The writing is edgy and sharp, with great direction, too! Oh, and did I mention the cars? They have some pretty sweet rides on this movie. And the girls? Stunning. I give it two thumbs up :)

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