2012: Ice Age
2012: Ice Age
PG | 27 June 2011 (USA)
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A volcanic eruption in Iceland sends a glacier towards North America, causing everything in it's path to freeze. A family man struggles to escape the onslaught of the coming ice age.

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CineNutty

Ishtar(1987) scored higher (4.0)Let me state at the outset, I was thinking pencils up the nose Mr. Blutarsky - 0.0, but, alas, there is no such rating. I cannot blame the actors. To them it's JUST a paycheck and no one in that group is going anywhere. So then, I thought - maybe it's a spoof, but it's ON THE SCI-FI Channel. Nope, not a spoof. (If Anna Faris showed up, then I would wonder if the SCI-FI Channel changed its charter.) After a while, I would toggle to the weather channel just to relieve the pain. Then, I thought what would happen if I met my maker while watching this crap. STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR WASTING MY LIFE. Finally, I just had to see if it could get worse. It did. Thus, I take back my 1.0. MY RATING FOR THIS IS ZERO POINT ZERO !!!! DO NOT WATCH THIS "VIDEO"; YOU'LL NEVER GET THE TIME BACK AND YOU CAN DO BETTER SPENDING IT IN THE TOILET READING ANYTHING or CREATING YOUR OWN VIDEO. P.S. - This is the lowest rating I have ever given.

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Rick Canada

C'mon, Mr Travis Fort (if that's your real name)... you can do better. You have a volcano in Iceland blowing up (OK, well set), that somehow (?) pushes a giant lacier towards the Eastern coast (you even checked a map to see that Newfoundland would be hit first... great research!). When it gets there, huge ice chunks fall from the sky, crushing buildings, cars and people (nice). And... where are the sharks?? You know, hungry, super-intelligent sharks frozen for a gazillion years and now coming down hard on unsuspecting people?This movie is beyond atrocious. It's worse in script, acting, editing and cgi than the most basic YouTube videos you can find out there. My 8 year old likes to make stop motion videos with his teddy bear, and this movie makes him look like a second Hitchcock or Kubrick.The plot is confusing to the extreme, the editing should be considered a crime up there with child molestation, and the acting... well, Patrick Labyorteaux got a job a few years back in JAG, and has been doing this since he was a kid. You would expect at least he learned something just by being there. Regarding the lady that performs as his wife, she looks and acts as if she just came out of rehab (or needs to go there); wish her the best, don't take any more crack. The girl (her daughter in the movie) was passably hot, they got at least that right. I didn't care about the kid; he will follow his "mom" into rehab in a couple of years.How did I end up watching this aberration? Looking for a simply bad movie (2012) on Netflix. I said "what the heck?" and ended up streaming it. It only cost me half an hour of my life (I had to fast forward it, it's impossible to sit through it all). So Mr. Travis Fort owes me half an hour of my life and some bandwidth. Just quit directing (under any name... no tricks) and we will call it even.

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forensmith

There are three NYU sites, only one near pictured Club Monaco; this is at 14 Washington Place, in the Village. The kids in NYC go into the subway at Steinway Street station. This station is in Queens, directly across from E 70th Street on the Upper East Side. So how did they get to Queens? They could have come out at this station (Steinway) if they entered the M line tunnel at Washington Place, but the trip on foot to Steinway from Washington Place would have taken hours, and would have them going east. Then guy tells girlfriend street leads to the Tunnel. The Tunnel is in Manhattan (double back, kids?)on the West Side near Canal Street, then on to the Hudson River entrance to the Tunnel. Another few hours to do that. Did anyone bother to look at a map of NYC???

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avery1947

I purposely registered on this site so I could review this awful movie. In fact, I turned the projector off midway through the film because I literally could not stand to watch another second. The point where the father told his wife and son to get out of the car after some idiot was trying to get a ride to California was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. I was finished with this whole mess that's laughingly called a film. The actors, especially the father and the mother are horrific. I can't even call them actors because my 6th graders can perform better than they. The father looks like he should be playing in a comedy. He's way to pudgy and stupid looking to portray a serious role. It was so annoying how he kept trying to keep the helicopter operator on the phone. It actually looked like a radio that the helicopter operator was using. At any rate, the overall acting was sad. The mother obviously has never performed in front of a camera. The son was the least poor actor, and that's really being generous. I was so upset by the poor quality of this film that I couldn't go to sleep without posting this review. With all the great writers, actors, producers and directors in the industry, how in the world did this piece of trash ever make it to the screen. I'm sure it's only been on the internet via Netflix. I can't imagine a movie theater ever considering showing trite like this. Well, that was cathartic. I can now go to sleep. I had to get this off my chest. I watch a lot of movies through cable and the internet, and I have to say this is the least enjoyable film I have ever had the displeasure to watch.

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