18 Year Old Virgin for me is not one of The Asylum's(notorious for their movies being awful, but there's something about their awfulness that intrigues me into seeing if anything of theirs is tolerable) worst, though a lot of the commentators here probably will disagree. Unlike their bottom-of-the-barrel stuff, 18 Year Old Virgin is one of their better-looking movies, the way it is shot is not too slipshod and the house looks great. However, 18 Year Old Virgin is also one of those movies where effort is made into making it look good but at the same time it forgets about bringing anything funny, original or as much as a story. I will say before moving onto what was so bad that the soundtrack is not too bad, it wasn't inappropriate and it sounded nice, it was just that it was also on the generic side and it was one of those soundtracks that I'm not going to remember in the long run. Moving on to the many things that was wrong with 18 Year Old Virgin, I found absolutely nothing funny about it. I like comedy just as much as the next person, but the humour here was crude and tasteless to the extent that I felt uncomfortable and that my intelligence had been insulted afterwards. And before anybody defending this movie gets condescending saying I have no sense of humour, I do love comedy and I knew what sort of comedy to expect having heard the kind before many times, it just isn't my kind of humour and I imagine that's true of others as well so you do have to accept that while you may find it funny others are not going to. 18 Year Old Virgin also has nothing original about it, everything seems heavily borrowed from other movies that have done the humour to much funnier and less predictable effect. As for the story, what was it again? It just jumps around with no order or sense of structure, and seems just an excuse to string along many scenes of sex and nudity, which just seemed to be there for the sake of it. Everything just gets thrown at you at such a pace that you aren't given time to breathe or relax, and each scene is more irrelevant than the one before it. The characters are just obnoxious stereotypes and seem to be just there with seemingly no reason and not adding anything to what little there is of the story. The acting indicates a lot of inexperience with everybody, especially the lead, looking lost and going through the motions. There is little chemistry and personality, and they look awkward as well. All in all, doesn't look too bad but everything else just got lost in translation. 2/10 Bethany Cox
... View MoreA regular(lees than regular) teen movie. Boobs, Tits, Pubic Hair, Penis, Kundalini(yoga), Group sex, Gay, Lesbian, A party & Complete nudity IncludeD.A college girl (18 years old) who tries to get the attraction of her dream, soul mate. but he hates "Virgins"(Odd :P) so during a party she tries to loose her Virginity! In this quest she finds her real soul mate.Acting - less than average(*Lauren Walsh{Rose} was bit good) Story - huh, no story at all Music- nothing special. Humor- 5/120 mins u can show your teethRating- American Pie 01- 10/10 >>>>> 18 year old virgin - 1/10If u r really free of work like me.. no harm Watch
... View MoreOkay, the first time I heard of this movie I went straight to IMDb to check it out. Any movie with a name like this is sure to at least make me IMDb it. And then, I seen it's rating, 2.6/10... Nah, I don't do movies with anywhere as low a rating as that.However, tonight I came across it and I ain't sure but I just wanted to see it. So I gave it a shot. Well, this movie is terrible if I'm honest. Rubbish directing, rubbish plot, rubbish acting. After fifteen minutes I regretted starting to watch the whole thing... but one thing I can't do is not watch a movie to the end. Also there was something, I don't know what, but something that made me continue to watch. I think that was probably the main girls best friend... She was HOT!Anyway, I watched the full thing and I have to say, for some really weird reason I enjoyed it. As stated above I'm sure it was mainly due to the nice looking girls (that one in particular for me). But still, I enjoyed it. So here is my verdict on it:It's a badly made film on a low budget but something that, depending on who you are, you may enjoy. Don't watch it with your family, don't watch it with anyone you want to maintain a level of decency with. This film is perfect for (in a non-sexist way) males. Grab your mates, grab some beers (preferably a lot) and watch it.If you liked the American Pie series you'll like this. If you liked Pride and Prejudice, keep looking.
... View MoreThere are certain points that I feel others should know after watching this film:1. First of all, wake up Americans. I mean those who just think they knew the whole world just by touring a few countries and thinking they are the next generation encyclopedias. It's not. At least come from those dreams. You just failed.2. In the picture, a character refers to his penis with the name "Rama". It is a holy name in Hinduism and how can the director give that kind of name. Is it just ignorance or stupidity? Or stupidity out of ignorance? People can't just understand if I tel you in these words. Instead I'll put it clearly like this. Imagine the same person naming his penis as "Jesus Christ" and the heroine christening her vagina as "Holy Mary". It seems very disgusting, right? So is it when you use names of other religions. 3. I don't want to hurt the feelings of others. But just wanted to let you know that making cheap films with no ethics, but only for the sole purpose of money doesn't make any sense. If you are for making money, there are lot more fields other than film making too. 4. I don't mean to say every director should be like a Scorsese, Coppola or Cameroon. But at least they should have the minimum knowledge about the basics of film making. This movie is just another crap made just for money. I would certainly recommend you to abstain from watching it. It's just waste of your precious 90 Min's of your life watching it.
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