BIGFOOT ISLAND is the first in this interminable '1313' film series that I've seen which doesn't take place in the same white Californian mansion. Instead this one takes place on a lush green island where the sinister presence of Bigfoot stalks the usual bunch of young shirtless men who spend an age wandering around and looking for direction. The change of setting is nice, but this is far from a 'proper' movie, just an excuse to show acres of naked male flesh while the director looks on and rubs his hands with glee.
... View Moreoh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.
... View MoreWhere do I start? This steaming pile of crap is just so boring! Without giving away too much of the "plot", the movie revolves around a group of college frat boys who arrive on the eponymous Bigfoot Island to party? Prepare for a GQ shoot? I'm not really sure, and frankly I could not care less.When the first ten minutes or so is just following one of the Calvin Klein rejects around, broken up by a short scene of bad acting into a cellphone, you can see why I lost interest.As for the "plot", there isn't one. Well, that's not entirely true, there is a plot but its so thin as to be nonexistent, and thus pointless. My God this movie sucks.I really can only think of one good point from this film, the cinematography was actually quite good right up until you see "bigfoot", and then it all goes down hill from there.I'm not going into the monster effects, suffice it to say they spent all their money on the opening. So, five thousand bucks well spent, perhaps next time guys you might want to consider putting more of that budget into a script, with a plot.
... View MoreFor a series of movies that are under the 1313 name, this is one that was probably less of a plot than the other ones. Filming was not all that bad but there were a few noticeable mistakes. I will admit the scenery is breathtaking.As for Bigfoot, did not know he was ever portrayed having red fur.There is a second person walking down the road but with no backpack, suitcase or anything.As for the girl, unfortunately, what does she have to do with the movie? I am beginning to think that maybe she is bigfoot.Apparently, cell phones get great reception on this island of which I have only seen one home. Low budget but great cinematography. Sort of.
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