Zotz!
Zotz!
NR | 03 October 1962 (USA)
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Jonathan Jones, a professor of ancient languages, comes into possession of an ancient coin. He translates its inscription, which gives him three powers: to inflict pain, slow down time or kill. Soon, he's pursued by enemy spies who have learned about the magic coin.

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dougdoepke

Plot--An ancient coin enables a college professor to possess certain magical powers; that is, as long as he has the coin on his person. At the same time, he must keep it away from the diabolical Russkies and his scheming faculty rival. I don't know what moviemaker Castle had in mind, but whatever the intent, the results are a flop. The 90-minutes comes closest to a supposed comedy. But then, it's beyond me what's supposed to be funny about pointing a finger that causes a person to double over in pain. And if that's not bad enough, the incantation 'zotz' plus a pointing finger can even kill. Pretty funny, huh. Even the two setups supposed to be funny—the runaway mice and Backus's impaired speech—are more off-putting than humorous. Then couple that with some limply done Russkie shenanigans and a surprisingly bland Tom Poston, neither of which is any help. Unfortunately, the movie lacks snap, style, or anything else that might compensate; that is, unless it's the corps of movie vets, like the delicious Margaret Dumont. According to other reviewers, the screenplay was adapted from a novel that had more serious political intent. I just hope the written word registered better than this cinematic yawner that overall fails to combine fantasy and humor. At the same time, it's interesting to speculate what the savvy crew over at Disney would have done with the same material.

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bbickley13-921-58664

I'm still a little clueless as to why William Castle is a horror icon. It's most likely because my view of horror is way different than what was done in the 60'sI saw the the old Dark House which I thought was amusing more than scary, and this movie seem to becoming from that perspective. Like The old Dark House it stars Tom Poston, who would seem like a weird leading man if this was not a William Castle film. Tom plays a language expert who reads the dead language on a coin and it gives him the ability to kill anyone he points his finger at. despite the dark story with Poston at the helm as the lead actor, it as a very Nutty professor feel to it.The chemistry between Tom and the lead actress playing his love interest is also a high part of the entertainment value of the movie.like the old Dark house this William Castle flick is worth seeing to be entertained by Tom Poston.

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Scarletfire-1

I have always a vague memory of a movie I saw one afternoon back in the early 1970's when I was a little kid. I've been wondering for years what the name of it was and I finally found out what it was.The movie was about this guy who had this magic coin that would make everything stop or move very slowly. I recalled a scene with him sitting in a bathtub and a scene where someone is falling off the roof of a building, but falls very slowly because of the magic coin. I also had a vague memory of someone firing a gun, but the bullet being stopped in mid-air by the coin.Somehow I came across some info on IMDb for a William Castle film called Zotz! and realized that I had found it at last. I got a copy of it and watched it again after about 30 years. One thing that I had forgotten about completely was the scene where he is riding the bike with that bracket on the handlebars for reading a book. Strange how a long closed section of your memory banks can be reopened again years later.Zotz! wasn't as good as I'd hoped. I can see how a little kid might think it was fun, but it didn't really hold up that well for an adult. Castle's movie called "13 Ghosts" on the other hand is one that can be enjoyed by kids and adults as well.

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Charles A. Miller

"The Magic Word for Fun...ZOTZ!"Thus reads Columbia Pictures' withering one-line ad campaign for William Castle's "Zotz!" (starring Tom Poston, Jim Backus, Margaret Dumont and Cecil Kellaway), an alleged comedy that debuted to no particular acclaim in 1962. Obviously the marketing department was slap out of lipstick for this pig.What's regrettable is that "ZOTZ!" could have been a smart and even sexy flick if Castle had stuck to the premise of Admiral Walter Karig's novel of the same name.For those scratching their heads, Karig's 1947 story was a fanciful metaphor for the dilemma of the Age of Nuclear Weapons... What do we do with a weapon capable of annihilating any thing, any enemy, any country, and with as little effort as pointing a finger?What do we do? Well, for starters, we learn not to point fingers and threaten our neighbors, or we might very well destroy ourselves. A simplistic observation for those of us with nearly 60 years of Cold War hindsight; but it was a revelation to Walter Karig when he wrote "Zotz!" (just two years after the bombings of Hiroshima & Nagasaki).The plot of "Zotz!" was just as simple: Prof. Jonathan Jones (a professor of ancient Eastern languages) comes into possession of a cursed amulet; Jones deciphers the amulet's powers to cause pain, to retard motion, and to kill, and he immediately suffers the consequences of his discovery. This is where the book and the movie part company.Karig's story went on to explore some of the dire (and truly comical) consequences of absolute power, including sexual dysfunction: Prof. Jones realizes to his horror that pointing ANY part of his body at another living creature will send the victim into spasms of debilitating pain. This is a lousy realization for him to make during an intimate encounter with a beautiful woman--that the erection in his pants is as dangerous to her as a red-hot poker!Now, this shows comedic promise: Here is a man of unlimited power who must vigilantly remain flaccid, lest he inflict unspeakable physical agony on his love interest. That's the stuff of classic cinema!Ah, but does William Castle even attempt what could be one of the most awkwardly comic sexual encounters ever put to film? He does not. Well, in truth, he cannot... remember, it was 1962. Sex in mainstream entertainment was barely out of the box at the time. And William Castle wasn't a terribly clever film maker.Instead, Castle's movie offers up a series of dry, two-dimensional vignettes merely demonstrating the ZOTZ effect: Professor Jones kills a moth; Professor Jones kills a lizard; Professor Jones becomes drunk at a faculty dinner and utters the magic word ZOTZ...zany hijinx ensue.Unlike Karig's book, the closest this film comes to making a political statement against weapons of mass destruction is when Professor Jones attempts to turn the terrible ZOTZ amulet over to the Department of Defense; but the Pentagon bigwigs are too dimwitted to hear him out.Granted, William Castle's "Zotz!" did employ some unusual special effects for its day, including a rooftop "slow bullet" sequence: Intoning the mystic word ZOTZ, Prof. Jones freezes a .45 slug in mid-flight and steps easily out of its path; then Jones leaps from the rooftop and falls about twenty floors in slow motion, end-over-end, to the sidewalk, as normal-speed action continues in the background. I doubt that such a surreal sequence had been attempted in film before.It's in the final moments of the film, however, that Castle finally admits to his audience that he doesn't understand or doesn't give a damn about Walter Karig's intended message. Under Castle's ham-handed direction, Ray Russel's screenplay inexplicably finds us on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial with Tom Poston mouthing patriotic platitudes--then fade to the fluttering American flag with churchbells ringing liberty across all the land. And roll credits...What does it mean? Is this fun? It can't be humorous, because, hey, the flag, right? Almost as an afterthought, Castle attempts to turn Karig's thoughtful anti-nuke metaphor into a pathetic piece of flag-waving Cold War propaganda. And he fails even at that.How and why Walter Karig's much more whimsical ending was omitted from the film is one of the great mysteries of William Castle lore. As Walter Karig penned it, Professor Jones--after a roller-coaster flirtation with godhood-- chooses to chuck it all and seek a thoroughly anonymous role in society... that of a pest exterminator, whistling as he works, zapping roaches and rats one "ZOTZ" at a time.Alas, William Castle (in his questionable wisdom) chose not to end a comedy on a comedic note; even though Karig's ending would have been perfect for Tom Poston, and may have conceivably salvaged Castle's dismal, downward-spiraling romp.

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