Zombie Massacre
Zombie Massacre
| 06 August 2013 (USA)
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A bacteriological weapon developed by the US Government to create a super soldier - spreads an epidemic in a quiet little town in the middle of Eastern Europe. All citizens have been turned into infected zombies. The plan is to bring an atomic bomb into the city's nuclear plant to pretend a terrible accident occurred. No one has to know the truth. A team of mercenaries is hired to complete the mission. The battle is on. Hordes of monsters against the team. Who will survive?

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Chris C

You would think a movie made in 2013 and is about zombies has to be at least o.k, and have common sense, but this is like a 70's cult classic shot with HD cameras. Even then, I think THAT would be a compliment. Let me spoil this for ya, because if I don't you will waste your damn sweet time here on this earth. This is my top 5 reasons ...5. The zombie makeup looks awesome (which is where the budget went shot), but when they all come out you could tell there is a zit-faced teen inside the costume. They act like they were all scary but c'mon man! The Thriller video had scarier zombies than this.4. The crew that you first think are the foreign terrorists, turns out to be the All-American military task force you are supposed to be rooting for. They all have an accent from every corner of the globe, and are supposed to all have special and unique expertise in killing. But when they join forces as a team, they act like they were only cub scouts. 3. Everyone has a one-liner. It's like they all competed to have the last line for a commercial if it would be in one. It was full of it Terminator 2 style. Or Expendables, even though I haven't really seen it, but I could imagine the dialogue in that movie.2. It is so predictable, you feel like you're watching this for the second time, but wanna feel like you never even bothered. This is what happens when a young and fresh college graduate from film school, who grew up liking Justin Bieber pop-type music gets his first shot at directing, producing and writing a movie with help from his buddies who studies Business Administration. 1. The President of the U.S.A looks and sounds like a Dutch Techno nightclub owner in a spandex muscle shirt. If this movie was serious, then please don't watch this. If you do, then wait until you might see it for free on youtube if the Chiller channel passes on it.

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Sean Harrison

I watch a lot of movies and will usually persevere with most, but I couldn't get past 10 minutes into this movie.Save your time and money, don't bother with this, its not even B grade, in fact I'm not sure they even have a grade for this type of movie.You cannot even let this movie run in the background while you do something else, unless that something else involves the use of porcelain and flushing.Although maybe it could be used as a form of torture or punishment.DO NOT BOTHERHope this saves someone else.

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bobv70

It is the first review that I make on IMDb in the 10 years I have been a memberBeing a member of a bad movies club, I was eager to see this movie but man, even if I love bad movies, this one takes the cake. It makes Birdemic looks like an Academy Award winner. The acting is awful, the main guy has as much acting skill than a cardboard. The ninja chick knows as much sword fighting as the chicken in Family Guy. The sniper that took out 300 men from 1 spot gets caught by a dumb zombie. The bomber was OK I guess, I just was expecting all through the movie a line like, Damn it Jim, I'm a bomber not a shooter. The Doctor's daughter was cute, I can't say anything else than that, she didn't stood out even with those actors, that says it all. The American tourist is better at hand to hand than a soldier, wth. The Zombies stands there and growl instead of going toward their preys.As for the accents they didn't made sense, German accent for the POTUS, a daughter of a Scottish man with an American accent. I could had given this movie a lower score but it has a German Sheppard in it and it was the only character in all that movie that I liked and wanted to see live and the Zombie makeup was good.Even if you are in a bad movies club, I could never recommend this flick, watch World War Z instead, that movie is crap too but at least, there is some good acting in it.

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markleachsa-1

I missed the opening credits unfortunately and didn't spot the spoiler at the start first time round. After half way through, when I turned it off in disgust, I played the credits through again and realised my mistake. It seems that the legendary Uwe Boll is the opposite to the legendary King Midas whose touch turned everything to gold, as anything Boll touches turns to crap. And so it is with this one as well.Although the makeup and effects are sort of fairly good, they are not nearly enough to save this movie. In fact the film is so awful, I find it hard to actually put it into words. Now don't get me wrong, I love a good zombie movie, and I'm first in the queue when a new one hits the screens. And all I can say is ... nothing is better than this one! Literally - nothing is better than this, so stay at home and watch nothing! You would be so much better off! How Boll gets the finance time and time again to come up with his rubbish I simply don't understand. He must have a golden tongue to persuade the financiers again and again to stump up the cash in the hope of making a hit film, despite all the evidence to the contrary. I just wish I had his powers of persuasion, as I would probably be in charge of some admittedly fairly small country by now. 'Nuff said - see my vote score!

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