Vinyan
Vinyan
R | 30 August 2008 (USA)
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Six months after losing her only child in the Southeast Asia tsunami, Jeanne is convinced she sees him in a film about orphans living in the jungles.

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elise_shaw17

I don't remember much of this movie , what I do remember will haunt me for the rest of my life. One night I went down to my local video store hoping to find a new horror movie to watch. I picked up the movie Vinyan. This was my downfall. So basically the whole movie is about some boring people looking for some lame missing or dead kid that may or may not be real and may or may not have died in a tsunami. A lot of the movie is set in the jungle and I spent a lot of time wondering when this movie would get good and what the actual f*** is going on. Then the movie ends when the lady is getting fondled by a group of jungle children , this was the scariest part of the movie and left me Questing what the f did that have to do anything. So I would give this movie 0 out of 10 I would give it less if possible , I would rather stab out my eyeballs then deep fry them then eat them then sh** them out and eat the sh** than watch this movie again. Please never watch this movie words can't describe how bad it was and I don't think I will ever be the same mentally after watching this movie the badness of It will haunt you for life . The end.

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Tim Kidner

Seems that many hated this mysterious chiller. Some thought it great, I quite liked it.The premise was a little different to the usual, with added credibility of the tsunami link and thus a genuine, human emotion for the couple to search for their missing child. Such emotion can be justifiably overblown in movies - making psychological issues out of almost anything.Yes, it looked good, very good. The attractive, sexy leads, (Emmanuelle Beart and Rufus Sewell, who still managed to remain mostly believable) the sultry landscapes and the monsoon weather, all adding to a great, eerie atmosphere. That it is compared, albeit only visually, to Apocalypse Now is to its credit, surely. Yes, it is ultimately mumbo- jumbo black magic nonsense but that hardly mattered, this is a moody chiller, not world class drama.The final scenes are not only well done, but pretty chilling, too. Not out and out horror, but ones that make you momentarily stare in numbed disbelief. The whole is greatly helped by a hauntingly atmospheric score by François-Eudes Chanfrault.No, I won't be searching for other films by director Fabrice du Welz but I've seen a lot worse movies in my time and for what it set out to do, was quite good.

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Lewis Kelsey

This is the worst film I have ever watched. Firstly there is a psycho woman who lost her son in a Tsunami. LIKE GET OVER IT U STUPID C**T. Then her retarded husband gives a chink 1.5m to find the son which is dead. They get conned and stranded in the Burmese jungle. There is NO blood and gore apart from 2 scenes where, trust me, the death is so boring. I mean COME ON, the film's 1h 30min long. I got to 1h 26mins and the film just suddenly ends with some slut having her tits rubbed in muck, when there should be loads more. F**k 'dangers of the Burmese jungle' like three fat 8 year old's with twigs Please guys don't watch this s**t.

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emma snow

I really wanted to like this movie. I enjoyed that it had an uncommon premise and that it wasn't just some mainstream Hollywood hogwash. Unfortunately, it was awful. The movie dragged, there was nmo hint of suspense, the dialogue was dry and there wasn't really anything eventful until the last 20 minutes of so. The woman was incredibly irritating; I found myself annoyed with the husband for putting up with her antics and her crazy claims. After a while I found myself watching just in vain hope to see the woman get locked up in a psych ward or get eaten by an animal to make this irritating waste of time movie worthwhile. Save yourself the time, that could better (and more entertainingly) be spent brushing your teeth, counting the cracks in the sidewalk and so forth! <3

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