Tour de Pharmacy
Tour de Pharmacy
NR | 08 July 2017 (USA)
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A mockumentary that chronicles the prevalence of doping in the world of professional cycling.

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hunter-friesen

Tour de Pharmacy is a hilarious and goofy cycling mockumentary that makes fun of the usual tropes you would find in the real world of professional cycling. While only being 41 minutes long, this television film from the team behind the tennis comedy 7 Days in Hell has enough laughs and hilarious moments that could fill a full feature-length film.There are five main cyclers that we follow throughout the race. Each character is over the top and has their own quirks and personal motivations. Andy Samberg plays Marty, a white boy representing Africa, even though he's only African because his American family owns a blood diamond mine. Orlando Bloom plays the high pitched and flamboyant Juju Pepe. John Cena is the steroid-infused Austrian, Gustav Ditters. Daveed Diggs plays Slim Robinson, the nephew of Jackie Robinson who only races to be recognized as the first black cyclist. Finally, Freddie Highmore plays the woman Adrian Baton who dresses as a man in order to compete in the race. These core characters carry the film from start to finish, dishing up several laughs each minute.The story takes place during the 1982 Tour de France where doping and steroids have taken control of the sport. After one day of racing, every cyclist except the main five is banned from the race. For the next several stages we solely follow the proclaimed "Fab Five" as they battle each other for the title. An onslaught of funny gags and scenarios occur that make the competition feel like an episode of the old cartoon Wacky Races.The mockumentary style of the film is comedic gold and makes every laugh even funnier. The film is staged as a sports documentary that would commonly be shown on ESPN. There's archival footage of the race intercut with interviews with cycling experts and older versions of the racers as they tell their sides of the story of what happened at the race. Director Jake Szymanski gives his cast all the power to carry the film and it pays off extremely well. The laughs are because of the characters that we learn to love for their unusual personalities. Szymanski's previous television film 7 Days in Hell shares several similarities with this one and he takes what worked in that film and uses it here. He also creates an authentic looking documentary by shooting the race scenes with VCR cameras so it looks like it actually took place in 1982. Each core actor is great in their absurd and almost idiotic characters. There's also an endless parade of cameos and bit parts from celebrities such as Maya Rudolph, Jeff Goldblum, Kevin Bacon, Danny Glover, Dolph Lundgren, J.J. Abrams, and even Lance Armstrong (poking fun at his own use of steroids). They all serve as interview subjects for the documentary and add to the comedy. The biggest laughs come from Rudolph as a "cycling expert" and Goldblum as older Marty.Tour de Pharmacy is a hilarious and silly film that never takes its subject matter seriously and just wants to have fun. The short run time and goofy characters create a brilliant popcorn flick that will have you laughing all the way through.

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OneEightNine Media

Tour de pharmacy Man this started out so freaking good! Then it kept recycling and reusing the same jokes over and over and over and over and over and over again. Seriously. I'm tempted to repeat myself fifty times in this review because on the flipping hour I spent watching them reuse multiple jokes multiple times. If they didn't have enough material then why not give us a 30 minute movie? Such a waste. What the heck were they thinking? It is an hour long comedy that feels like it is 3 hours long. Skip this.. or just watch the first ten and last ten minutes.

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Samuel-Shovel

This mockumentary has its moments but a lot of the jokes in here fall flat unfortunately.The Lance Armstrong cameo started off as pretty humorous but quickly descended into a stale one-joke cliché. (How many times can we make a joke about how he can't be seen on camera?) I think they really missed a good opportunity to do a lot more with him.For the amount of talent there was in this movie, I'm a little disappointed with the end result. I think James Marsden was really one of the only few bright spots for me. There was not enough Jeff Goldblum, Kevin Bacon, or Danny Glover in this for my taste.Not a complete waste of time but also not recommended. If you're a cyclist maybe you'll enjoy it, I don't know.

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Prismark10

Tour de Pharmacy, also known in the UK as Pharmacy Road is an Andy Samberg mocumentary that follows up Seven Days in Hell. This time in his cross hairs is the subject of cycling. More specifically the glory days of drugs induced cyclists in the Tour de France in 1982.Due to bribery issues that year the race was whittled down to just 5 riders as they were too stingy to help out the chief administrator with his credit card debts. Even then the remaining five were on some kind of drugs. One was a cheetah, another was a woman (on drugs), there was even a white Nigerian, he certainly had to be on drugs.Lance Armstrong appears to provide a certificate of authenticity, well who knows more about drugs and cycling than him.

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