Totally Blonde
Totally Blonde
| 01 January 2001 (USA)
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Meg Peters just can't seem to find Mr. Right, she bleaches her hair blonde and we answer the age old question "Do blondes really have more fun?"

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RavenGlamDVDCollector

There is just no way that this li'l flick can really merit the six stars I've awarded it. They all go to Krista Allen, though. Who plays against devastating odds: a poor script, very weak storyline, jarring distracting sideshow actors. It occurs to me that Mr. Van Slee had perhaps too much say in its making, perhaps with some external creative input? But Ms. Allan saved the day! Though I had the misfortune to like her in the movie, then to go read the reviews, and be negatively influenced by them. Yes, it is really not such a good wig, although when I first saw the movie, it all seemed just sexy. Another reviewer did point out how innocent the picture is with its absence of violence and this is very true. It does irk me a bit that most are so in ecstasy about that lame singer. Oh for crying out loud, us guys come to see the blonde chick and the show is about her and I LOVE HER! And to the Mother Grundie who pointed out that Krista was in EMMANUELLE IN SPACE: hell, if I looked like Krista I'd have stood naked in front of a mirror all day and possibly would have been in a little skinfest flick too! I especially love those bare feet going to the shower, the blonde makeover scene with her lovely decolletage, and the peace sign she gives the waiter as she orders two portions of chicken. But, yes, when watched the second time round, the wig should have been less of a permed look. It should have been free-falling, blowing in the breeze, if you know what I mean. Obvious thing about this movie is that is quickly loses appeal, like bubble-gum losing flavor. The second half seems trite. All sparkle is lost. You needed a better script. Oh yeah, and the overall film quality is poor. Did they use old stock to film it on? I imported the movie through Amazon, so it has got to be the official version, but the image is not bright at all. Which sums up the whole plot. But blonde Krista is huggable! Ooh bunny! Had she not been in it, I wouldn't even have bothered with this review. Okay, Krista, will you come out to play now? Pretty please with pancake syrup all over it?

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Clamps

Krista Allen and her smoking Hot Bod, Funnyman Colin Mockery's brilliant adlib'n and Michael Buble's Great voice all aid in making this light hearted, good hearted PG-13 Sexy comedy work. Blondes do have more fun, they are lusted after more (in the USA) and they get laid more. This film explores all that and a bag of BB-q chips. Of course if all you want to do is see Krista Allen is sexy outfits (inc a thong) than you MUST rent this film. IF you want to hear great ORIGINAL songs sung by M. Buble that you MUST rent this film. and of course if you want to see Krista Allen is sexy outfits (inc a thong) than you MUST rent this film. (did I mention that already??) Wow SHE IS HOT AND FUNNY, the kind of girl you take home and laugh you ass off as she lets you slap hers!! 8 out of 10 I LOVE KRISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jim Sgambaty

Although this movie had it's flaws, "been there - done that" plot, a "very bad" blonde wig, and a direct to video feel....it was kind of charming and funny. It appears to me the movie was used as a launching pad/vehicle for Michael Buble's singing and acting talents.....what an amazing voice. Buble really sounds like Sinatra and belts out some great tunes......check him out on the "Down With Love" soundtrack too. Don't expect too much but all-in-all it was a satisfying flick! My score **

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jlevinepip

Fabulous music, a great story line, a lot of funny, unusual scenes, make this movie a hit. The movie moves along well, and the boy meets girl cliché is handled in a cute, happy wholesome manner that is appropriate for all viewers. Lots of hysterical, silly scenes, great music and a surprise happy ending makes the charm of this movie a factor for sure success.

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