Can't rave enough about these movies! Simply put... AMAZING!

If you thought the first Expendables was awesome, then wait till you see this! The Expendables 2 has more guns, more bullets, and action and of course Real Manly Men doing what Real Manly Men do best, blow stuff up and shoot guns! Which is exactly what this is, There's barley even a story lol. This film was awesome! I give The Expendables 2 a 8/10

First off, Van Damme is the consummate douchebag! Chuck Norris can't act to save his ass! Being in an infomercial with Brinkley is proof of that. The jokes are corny, acting is cheesy and the explosions are standard fare. It's the PERFECT movie to 1) Smoke some weed in front of 2) Screw someone in front of 3) Smoke some weed and screw someone in front ofAdd in Wuce Brillis and his shiny head.... damn.... did I just do heroin?As always, Jet Li is fun to watch because his boyish look and voice make it even more charming, his small stature makes him interesting and really, watching martial arts is like watching Dance Fever at 78 speed anyway! How can you not love the choreography? It would make Nina from Black Swan jealous! The BEST thing about these Expendables films is when I watch them with a female by my side, she is NEVER distracted by the action on screen whilst giving me head, so they have their place.If Jesus comes back and sees these, he's gonna say "Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do".

You have to know something before watching this movie.You have to know what are you going to watch.I read some reviews here and I got confused.Were guys expecting to see something classy,with people wearing costumes,talking politely about philosophy or world peace while in the background we hear "swan lake"?If this is the case,this is certainly not a movie for you.Watching this,I was expecting exactly what I was given.Full action packed film,superficial and violent bloodshed and explosions.I mean,you get conversations that barely make any sense,fancy karate gimmicks,knife acrobatics,vadam signature kicks,Chuck Norris destroying a whole army with his smile,car doors getting ripped out by mere hands,plane-landings in plutonium mines,tons of explosions,brutal jokes between the most brutal faces of cinematic history all in one....What's not to love?I enjoyed the action and laughed quite a bit.The story was very simple-maybe a bit poor even-but you do not watch a Stallone-Norris- Arnold-Willis-vadam-statham etc etc movie for it's rich scenario.It gets an 8/10 from me.It's superficial movie but since you watch it for the action,you won't be disappointed.