This movie is just a ton of fun. Especially if you grew up watching movies starring these guys. It's the "Avengers of seasoned action stars"! Could have been called "One Liners: The Movie" Seriously, this is cheesy for all the right reasons!

The Expendables 2 is the best of the trilogy.I like the cast a lot but the plot is still weak and could be a lot better . I would like to see another sequel (Expendables 4) where they make a better plot and develop a better script, this would be nice to watch

Watched The Expendables 2 Feauturing Sylvester Stallone(Rambo) as Barney Ross ,Jason Statham(The Transporter) as Lee Christmas ,Jet Li(Hero) as Ying Yang , Dolph Lundgren(Universal Soldier) as Gunner, Chuck Norris(Walker:Texas Ranger) as Gunner ,Terry Crews(Training Day) as Hale Caeser , Randy Couture(Red Belt) as Toll Road , Liam Hemsworth(The Hunger Games ) as Billy The Kid , Jean-Claude Van Damme(Double Impact ) As Jean Villain,Bruce Willis(Die Hard ) as Church,Yu Nan(Wind Blast) as Maggie Chan, Scott Adkins(The Bourne Ulitmatum) as Hector and Arnold Schwartznegger(Terminator 2:Judgement Day) as Trench Mauser. I enjoyed This Action flick it was cool seeing the Action Heroes of 80's Get Together also Glad to see More Trench The story was pretty Standard Revenge flick other than that it was fun .Fantastic Cinematography by Shelley Johnson(Captain America:The First Avenger), Production Design By Paul Cross(Babylon A.D. ) Costume Design By Lizz Wolf(Nemesis) , Amazing Score from Brian Tyler(Battle:LA) and Direction By Simon West(The Mechanic) A Fun But Standard Action Flick with 80's Action Heroes 7/10

First off, Van Damme is the consummate douchebag! Chuck Norris can't act to save his ass! Being in an infomercial with Brinkley is proof of that. The jokes are corny, acting is cheesy and the explosions are standard fare. It's the PERFECT movie to 1) Smoke some weed in front of 2) Screw someone in front of 3) Smoke some weed and screw someone in front ofAdd in Wuce Brillis and his shiny head.... damn.... did I just do heroin?As always, Jet Li is fun to watch because his boyish look and voice make it even more charming, his small stature makes him interesting and really, watching martial arts is like watching Dance Fever at 78 speed anyway! How can you not love the choreography? It would make Nina from Black Swan jealous! The BEST thing about these Expendables films is when I watch them with a female by my side, she is NEVER distracted by the action on screen whilst giving me head, so they have their place.If Jesus comes back and sees these, he's gonna say "Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do".