Two buds and three gals take a trip to some remote backwoods for a weekend of camping, drinking, maybe some sex, drinking, hiking, drinking, maybe some sex...you get the idea. These mindless teens sitting around a campfire are startled by a stranger telling the typical old story of a maniac killer hiding in the woods. Its pretty obvious what is about to happen. The gore is mostly "off camera" and the nudity is, well...nothing to go blind over. The acting is horrible and of course there is always a character that is so obnoxious you want him killed first. Two flats on the SUV with a dead battery and cellphones mute for lack of signal...odds of getting out of the evil woods are not too good. Credited for being in the cast: Dedan Donovan, Matilda Saliasi, Ken Herron, Ivory Dortch, Tamara Czartoryski-Borbon and Brian Burns.

I believe that this movie started out as a dare for the director to make a horrible movie. I'm not going to say that it's the worst one out there, I'm thankful of the omission of thirty minutes screen-time's driving at the start of the film. Considering the second half of the film only contains one word of dialog repeated ad infinitum, the point is balanced out.It's not all bad, the plot is coherent! Mind you, any points it would gain for that are reduced fourfold for the plot also being simple and meteorically boring. We're talking a plot that can be verbosely, accurately, and lengthily described in under ten words. The boring factor on this movie could be considered radioactive. After re-watching this movie for this review, I hung out at the apartment complex's barbecue for awhile, everyone who was in their apartment during the time I watched this suffered from high levels of boredom as well.I'd almost give this movie two stars for half of the actors not being incredibly bad, and nails-to-chalkboard annoying, if not for the other half of the cast filling that role to the T. My only theory of this movie not being conceptually designed to suck would be that the director wanted us to feel relief when the characters die, but the relief factor doesn't exist either, instead we're left with disgust at the movie.I'll finish this review now because I've probably racked up a longer word count for this review than the script had in its entirety.

Well, there you have it, this might very well be the worst movie I've ever seen. From beginning to end the acting is shockingly terrible and the characters almost so annoying it's almost impossible to stand. A very low budget film with many moments seeming to copy The Blair Witch Project exactly...except just way worse. Now, if you're going to make a really bad horror flick, you might as well get hot girls right, save it a little for the guys watching. These guys didn't care about that and the girls they got were probably the ugliest I've ever seen in a movie.Between watching a hick jerk off under his overalls, and the obnoxious main character talking about farting while getting a blowjob I realized that this movie should be just a huge embarrassment to the makers.

I'm a fan of B-rated horror films, I love to insult them and laugh at their utter horribleness. But "The Evil Woods" takes the cake so far as THE WORST B-rated horror flick I've ever seen.Most horror films have attractive people in it, but NONE of the actors in this film would even rate a 5 on hotornot.com, unless it's a joke. The one girl I didn't even know WAS a girl until midway through.The main guy is so utterly annoying, I don't think he even had a script. The director probably just told him to curse up a storm, and maybe say some other words in between as well.And the story of a 'ghost killer' in the woods, a former park ranger who was tired of cleaning up after partiers, is just retarded.And then the end. Crappy, quickly put together ending, that doesn't leave you with any satisfaction after wasting 1 hr and 28 minutes on this film.