This looks like a high school project. It could pass as one. As a real movie, it was probably made with 5-6 amateur "actors" and a guy knowledgeable in computer-generated special effects, equipped with a medium-priced PC from the year 2000. What it really is, is a very bad Star Trek copy. Totally uninspired, a story without an end, it's among the worst movies I've ever seen. I'd recommend everyone involved in this production to not make a movie if they don't at least have a good story to tell. There are movies out there without too much special effects, but they're a success nevertheless, due to a good story. This one has practically no story at all, and everything else is just awful.

This is Sparta! one famous character once shouted.This is Poop! one not so famous reviewer once wrote. Yeah you guessed it, that reviewer is me and I'm not talking about my own excrements. I'm talking about this piece of unholy crap that some not so gifted people managed to squeeze out through their cheeks. A turd this big should not be humanly feasible! My heart goes out to the poor rectum who was forced to produce this pile of....yeah you know what!On a more serious note tho........forget it, I can't be serious about this. It's a violation to mankind and should be destroyed by all means possible.If I could dislodge nuclear material from my behind I would get down on all four and aim directly at the source for immediate depooperation.So in short, stay clear, turn around, don't look back and run like Mr Bolt if you happen to come across this life ending event.

The only thing that comes to mind in describing this movie is: "bad porno movie acting (without the sex and 70's music)". I actually made it through 15 minutes before aggressively pressing stop in amazement. I only paid a buck to rent this one; but I'd still like to get a refund...along with the 15 minutes of my life back. Truly amazed that this quality, (or lack thereof) was ever budgeted. I never expected this to be Star Wars-the second coming; but I also wasn't prepared to see a middle school play either.If they truly want to make this a hugely popular film.....put it on Mystery Science theater..it would be a hit!...or hoot.

I usually don't mind spending a dollar at a "video rental box" on titles that will likely not be very good, because hey.. it's a dollar. With this title one, however, I officially want my dollar back. Idiotic dialog. Awkward plot devices. Bad sets. Bad costumes. Bad choreography. Laughable effects. Horrific acting. In fact, the only redeeming quality is the occasional B-movie style sexual innuendo. Unfortunately, it is accompanied by a complete lack of anything even remotely sexy. They even found a way to make the requisite "scantily-clad woman" scene boring and unappealing. Spoilers are impossible with this heap.. there's nothing to spoil! Give this stinker a wide berth.