Slink
Slink
| 12 June 2013 (USA)
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In the rural town of Wickenhaven, a psychotic tanning salon owner is responsible for the disappearances of many young, innocent girls, while his wife, an exotic purse designer, is willing to overlook his evil nature.

Reviews
Tom Anderson

Literally the only way this movie could be even remotely watchable is on Theater Mode (which is a movie-ridiculing show), and even then it's painful. I don't claim to know much about movie production but I'm reasonably sure that even I could've done a better job of this film than its director. The total lack of talent and expertise is obvious throughout the movie. The direction is so poor it looks like every scene was done in one take regardless of its quality. The writing isn't nearly as bad as the acting, and even so it's still not great. There are some movies that are bad enough to be funny, but this film surpasses the funny margin. It's so bad it's not even funny. Do not under any circumstances watch this movie unless it's on Theater Mode.

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Mac N Keel

This movie is just not good, the plot, the actors, the cinematography and the editing are all terrible. The lack of acting skill in this film is apparent from the opening scene with "Bill Nye the Sexual Predator Guy" and some random girl trying to clean a tanning bed. Furthermore, the dialog felt more like the initial read-through of the script rather than normal speaking people. I will say that I would have never watched this film if it were not for Achievement Hunter. If it were not for their commentary during this film I would have no idea what was going on. This so called plot jumps around so much and at times goes completely out the door, with random characters thrown in for the sole purpose to get naked. I mean there was so little character introduction and development that I could not tell you their names to save my life. So all I can say about this plot, is that some plastic surgery nightmare of a woman who is also a purse maker is in the same room as the comb over creep. These two kill young girls to make their skin into leather, then these girls get naked and it turns into something resembling a bad porn parody. I cannot stress enough how much this film just cuts to the most random crap that has ZERO relevance to any later part of the film. I mean the main characters sister gets killed about halfway through and no-one asks where she is, its like she just doesn't exist. I mean to be honest this film is like watching a plane crash, its a terrible thing to witness but you can't turn away because maybe a holy miracle might just save the day....... IT DOES NOT. So if you think my review jumps around and has no real clear direction or flow, then don't watch this turd because its even worse.But if you just really need to watch this I recommend getting a subscription to RoosterTeeth and watching it with their commentary, they are the only way to make this film remotely watchable.

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Dan B

This film has everything you could want in a thriller. The plot is suspenseful, the female cast is gorgeous, and the twisted ending leaves you suspicious of your neighbors. Some other previous reviews had said that the music was not up to their standards; however, I would argue that the music is unique and eerie. I was entertained for the full 80 minutes, which is more than I can say for any horror movie I have seen in the past few years. I laughed at times, and at other times was simply horrified. Art Roberts acting was spot on. He played the part of a creepy sadistic man perfectly- him and his wife, Joan, were perfect together. All and all great film, well done.

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iraz

This "Film" had a 7.0 rating from a handful of reviewers. One of the external reviewers called this film "intelligent". The only way intelligent can be associated with this trash, is for those who stayed away from it.Please do yourself a big favor and skip this one! It is one of the worst films I have ever seen with only one redeeming quality and that's several attractive women who remove their clothes (far too quickly). Films like this give the horror genre a bad name and makes me want to swear off ALL horror films except for those who are reviewed by individuals I trust.The other positive point is it is consistent; every aspect of this film is done poorly! Terrible plot, horrific acting, virtually no direction, annoying music, no suspense, no terror. This was 80 minutes that felt like 240 minutes. SKIP IT!! Burn whatever copies you can get your hands on.

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