This movie is a masterpiece. Ignore everything you've heard from people telling you this movie is terrible or stupid.The cinematography is unmatched, the acting is S tier. And the plot? Better than the bible.This is a masterpiece, nay a GOD of cinema. If you haven't watched it you must watch it as soon as possible. Youtube was amazing enough to allow its godly presence to remain on there.Watch it at least 6 times to fully grasp the masterful and complex plot.This should be exclusive to royalty.That Cigarette...my god...What a twist.

A cannibalistic doctor (Ford Austin, an actor with two makes of car as his name) turns a midget (Mighty Mike Murga) into a homicidal psycho who preys on a group of scantily clad women (whose number include Felissa Rose of Sleepaway Camp fame).Even by Troma's standards, Slaughter Party is an utterly worthless piece of trash, a painfully bad, z-grade, shot-on-video horror flick that disproves the old movie adage that any film with dwarf sodomy can't be all bad.There's lots of cheap gore and a smattering of female nudity on display, but godawful writing and direction from Fred Rosenberg and shocking performances all round (including terrible cameos from 80s scream queen Brinke Stevens, porn-stars Ron Jeremy and Adam Glasser, and Lloyd Kaufman) make this a real chore from start to finish.

It's like watching a train wreck. You know you shouldn't watch but you continue to. I can't even sum up the plot for this movie because I don't think the creators know what that word means. This movie has: *A killer midget *A mad doctor who has some vague plan to take over the world *A midget killing and raping women(in that order) *A midget being raped *Several porn stars including... *Ron Jeremy with a plan to rob and violate some guys. I honestly don't know what they were thinking when they made this. I'm assuming it's a bunch of friends with $500 saying "let's go hire some porn stars so people might actually see this". Awful special effects, knife attacks are all off camera and look like the knife was swung about 2 feet away from the "victim". It seems like 90% of the entire movie was made up on the spot.

All I have to say is in the first 10 minutes a man "fouls" a midget.... and the midget is named Craig. Nothing good comes from renting this movie. I'm a fan of bad movies... but this .... this is the Godfather of crap movies. Oh and one more spoiler...Craig goes on to perform necrophilia..... Really this movie is pretty bad. And you might say its supposed to be because its a spoof..but this movie makes Leonard Part 6 look like an Oscar winner. The quality of production is painfully, and the camera action makes you dizzy. Even lil jimmy norton would say they went to far...maybe --------------------------------------------------------- O&A xm202