Snakes on a plane; snakes on a train...snakes on a submarine. Familiar peril; familiar story line. Luke Perry plays Lt. Commander James O'Neill, a disgraced leader, is given a final assignment. Something as easy as bringing back a retired sub to its final station. In route, Admiral Wallace(Tom Berenger)diverts the submarine to rescue an Army research team from a remote island. Coming on board is classified research...snakes. This silent cargo is accidentally released, but is not the only problem for O'Neill's crew...an enemy fleet is in the way of the unarmed sub and safety.Not exactly bad; but not necessarily good either. Perry fans will enjoy. And for submarine movie fans, don't feel bad about being suckered in. Just enough suspense to keep you entertained. Others in the cast: Krista Allen, Louis Mandylor, Robert Catrini and Anthony Tyler Quinn.
... View MoreOkay, so maybe the plot was silly, but watching it at 2:00 AM on a real fuzzy screen made it believable. I watched this for Luke Perry, I enjoy his acting and here was no different. Krista Allen is a cute and fun and... well, okay I'll come out and say it, I enjoyed this movie. I guess since I only watch a movie every month or so, I don't experience much. Only thing I would have liked to see was when Luke Perry's character was about to board the plane it would have been funny if they told him the in-flight movie was Snakes on a Plane. Regardless, fun movie, don't take it too seriously and you may just find yourself caught up in it.
... View More*************** Warning may contain spoilers ******* What is not to like about this film? Cheesy effects, rather wooden acting, a silly plot line, and SNAKES! On a SUB! Why they couldn't get Luke Perry to echo Samuel L Jackson's famous line about snakes on a plane, I'll never know. I guess it just would not fit the military image - even though Perry was playing a Navy Captain! A mildly entertaining fun romp with nary a pit viper to be seen (but plenty of albino boas, corn snakes, rat snakes, and some fake overgrown diamondbacks), some very hokey special effects of Big Momma and the usual stupid plot holes.My wife and I enjoyed it, as we are fans of this sort of ridiculous trash. It was better than some we have seen, worse than others. If you have some time to kill, it might be worth your time. At least it had sub titles, and the submarine action was pretty good.
... View More"Snakes on a Sub" (or "Recoil" or "Silent Venom") was on my list of films to see, simply because I had to know why some (once mighty) actors would want to appear in a Fred Olen Ray (or whatever name he's going by this week) movie... The answer is (obviously) money.The film wastes no time in letting the audience in on what to expect. Really (and I mean really, painfully) bad CGI snakes, that the average 12 year old kid could do a better job with on his home PC. It makes you wonder if they even tried? Yes, they look like cartoons of the worse kind. That being said, the story is not all that bad... Once the premise switches over to the what (and why) a submarine is involved, it actually pulls you in, and you begin to forget about the stupid snake storyline. There is an underlying war-themed adventure about an out of commission sub (and crew) that accidentally wanders into enemy waters. Very well acted by both Berenger and Perry, this part of the film really worked for me, and I became engrossed in the story. The dialog appears to follow proper Navel protocol, and you begin to feel for the characters. Unfortunately, we are soon reminded that this is "Snakes on a Sub" and the B-Movie resurfaces. I think it could have made a decent war drama on it's own, however not many people would likely rent (buy) it for that."Horror Sells!!!"Thus, we are left with good acting and really, painfully, horribly, cheesy FX and an hour and a half of our lives gone forever...Enter at own risk.
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