Siberia
Siberia
R | 13 July 2018 (USA)
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Lucas, a diamond trader who travels to Saint Petersburg to arrange a sale, discovers that his Russian business partner has left his hotel and gone to a small Siberian village, so Lucas also heads there to try find him.

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But my god, what a waste of time this movie is.It's never explained who Keanu really is, I guess we're supposed to come to the conclusion that he's a diamonds trader on the black market..Has some basic firearms training and knowledge, but apparently he is "not a spy"Falls in love? Or just lust? with this ugly russian female for no real reason... you'd think someone in his profession would be used to temptations.Can't track down the person who's supposedly holding his millions of dollars worth of diamonds, seemed like a good idea for him to hold them didn't it?he's apparently forced to stay and complete the diamond transaction, where his cocaine blow job experience was enough to build trust with a russian mob boss so much so, to not verify 50M+ worth of diamonds, but let's be honest, the movie would of basically ended there since they would of killed him on the spot, which honestly, would of been a better ending.Fights 6+ dudes who all have fully automatic weapons with a bolt action Mosin-Nagant was it? Instead of just leaving and finding an alternative way to fix his problem.Dies from a dude who was able to walk up point blank with a shotgun out of nowhere...I'm not sure why Keanu made this movie, because I love him usually, but this one was a major disappointment. Unless you enjoy boring movies which make no actual sense, I'd stay away...

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Marko Laving

What was the point of this movie? What did we find out more or how did we improve as people? Was the only point that you need to hold and hug your wife after making love to her? There was nothing more to take with me from this time spent. Really disappointing. Even action scenes were boring :(

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lydia-bel

I really love Keanu and I was really excided for this movie.I had seen the trailers and it seem a really good thriller film with lots of suspence and with a catchy story.Unfortunately thet only action in the whole film lasted for 3 minutes.The other one hour and a half was filled with unessesary sex scenes (every five minutes there was a full sex scene involving Lucas (Keanu Reeves) and Katya (Ana Ularu)) and Keanu Reeves showing off how well he knows how to speak other languages.I found nothing interesting in this novie and I would definately not recommend it to someone else nor watch it again by myself.This movie (no matter how much I love Keanu and appreciate his work throghout the years) is a big no-no for me.

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uryttepy

OMG ! this mediocre film, pure waste of time! amazing to see Keanu Reeves in a turnip. The story is nil, very confused, not exciting despite the sex lol scene Nothing is likely. This film will quickly confuse, sound and fury signifying nothing, we learn nothing about the characters and I have not compatible, because we stay away, it's cold, the camera is also very cold; I did not see any interest, this film is rotten. The actors too and even keanu, which is limited, but it's still the best, only an actor can not save a movie. Move along, there is nothing to see here!

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