A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida. I don't know what is worse the fact that Frankie Muniz who hasn't appeared in a film in decades chose to be in here? or the fact that the untalented and drunk David Hasselhoff chose to make an appearance as well? Probably both i guess. This film is just as bad as the previous 2 in the series and it's neither good looking in terms of cgi and definitely neither good in terms of perfomances. The dude literally went on space like seriously writers? (0/10)
... View MoreHere we go yet again, sharknado fighter Fin Shepard is in Washington, D.C. to receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom from the president, another sharknado strikes, devastating the nation's capital. Fin and the president work together to defeat the sharks, and the storm unexpectedly subsides. This time is mainly set at Universal Orlando, what I wasn't expecting was Twister...Ride It Out making a cameo which was a nice touch, sadly it was closed not too long after Sharknado 3 aired.The film has a bumpy pace mostly due to trying to squeeze in celebrity cameos. The story this time is about preventing various storms on the east coast from merging together and creating a "Sharkicane". Some of the characters are introduced just to be killed off as fast as they're introduced with the exception of David Hasselhoff.The kills and action are OK and humor is still there. The ending takes place in low earth orbit (which was completely insane) which begs the question of what is in store for the next installment that was quickly greenlit. The closing scene is just sequel bait (obviously since they already announced Sharknado 4) getting people to vote on the fate of Tara Reid's character by using a hashtag. It would have been an interesting twist to kill off a main character definitively in this movie.This movie is a signal that the Sharkando franchise has overstayed its welcome, the first 2 movies are OK, in short this movie has jumped the shark.
... View MoreI watched Sharknado 3 with trepidation: the second film was a significant step in the wrong direction from the original film, which wasn't all that great in the first place. Should the third one continue the trend, it would be almost impossible to bear (and I've watched some real tosh in my time).Thankfully, part three isn't just another simple retread of the first film (parts 1 & 2 were virtually identical): oh no, this one is totally bonkers, taking the silliness up to eleven, first in Washington D.C., then at the Universal Theme Park in Florida and at Cape Canaveral, before finally entering outer space.The film opens with hero Fin (Ian Ziering) fighting alongside the President of the U.S.A. (Mark Cuban) as a Sharknado destroys most of Washington and its monuments. It's gung ho, splattery silliness in which anything goes, logic playing no part in proceedings—and the film continues in this vein throughout.The D.C. Sharknado under control, Fin heads towards Orlando to meet up with his pregnant wife April (Tara Reid) and teenage daughter Claudia (Ryan Newman), meeting up with old friend Nova (Cassandra Scerbo) along the way, who has dedicated her life to tracking and destroying sharks (and looking incredibly hot while doing it). Together they travel to Florida, where the biggest Sharknado of all (a Sharkicane?) threatens the whole Eastern seaboard.With a little help from Fin's father Gil (David Hasselhoff), Fin comes up with a plan to use a space shuttle to burn up the storm and kill all of the sharks. This leads to the mother of all stupid scenes in which Gil saves the day using the 'Star Wars' Strategic Defense Initiative, Fin re-enters the Earth's atmosphere inside a shark, and April gives birth you guessed it inside a shark! It's hard to imagine how they're going to top that for the next one!
... View MoreHaving been a 'fan' of the sharknado franchise (to clarify, the awful story and action scenes make this hilarious), the third film was much anticipated. The movie contains the standard, chainsaws (updated to a double chainsaw, gold chainsaw and a special chainsaw) and people going outside in storms when they can see sharks raining down. However, in the third film, there is an attempt at a story line (not necessarily a good thing), the take down of sharks with swords, poles and a ball!This movie offers comedy due to the pointlessness, terrible acting and impossible action scenes, the third one takes it to a new level. I would recommend to anyone who has an hour and a half spare and needs to just laugh at pointlessness!
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