A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks. After a promising start Shark Night 3D (2011) goes downhill pretty fast with anti-climatic deaths, awful performances especially from Donal Logue and an even bigger flaw which is the awful looking cgi sharks there might be one or two takes that the sharks look real but everything else? It looks awful. The best part of the entire movie is Dustin Milligan as Nick he is easily the turning point of the film he gets to kill a white shark, traps the sheriff and wins the girl plus he even jumps back into water to find his friends missing arm, also the dog gives a terrific performance and Sara Paxton is simply alright. Overall the movie was a disappointment and nowhere near as good as i remembered plus the ending sucks. (4/10)

This one could have been a good deal of schlocky fun, but alas the filmmakers decided to take the inane premise of a handful of vacationing young folks being terrorized by sharks in a Louisiana lake resort community seriously instead of treating it in a more tongue-in-cheek manner. Director David B. Ellis maintains a snappy enough pace and offers lots of flashy stylistic flourishes throughout, but crucially fails to generate any essential tension. Worse yet, the heavy-handed script by Will Hayes and Jesse Studenberg not only relates a silly story that becomes more increasingly ludicrous as it unfolds, but also gets bogged down in tiresome melodrama and presents an array of cardboard characters who are impossible for the viewer to care about. The fact that the CGI sharks look hopelessly cartoonish and unconvincing adds further abject insult to already appalling injury. The blaring rock soundtrack proves to be headache-inducing while the PG-13 rating puts the kibosh on any explicit nudity or graphic gore. On the plus side, Donal Logue manages to rise above the muck with his amusing portrayal of a good ol' boy sheriff and the attractive female cast members look pretty smokin' in their bikinis. But overall this clunker sizes up as the cinematic equivalent of a gallon of rotten chum.

Athlete Malik invites his geeky tutor to go on a fun break from college. Sara (Sara Paxton) has a family lake house on an island. The locals include Dennis who has a history with Sara and sheriff Sabin (Donal Logue). The 7 college friends are shocked when Malik loses an arm while water skiing. Then a shark attack destroys their boat. The phones don't work and they're stuck on the island. Maya is killed. Dennis and Red from the bait shop comes to the rescue, sort of.Hot bods getting eaten by sharks is a good idea to get the neanderthals. This has a little bit more. There are explosive action. The bikinis are skimpy. There are bad guys. Katharine McPhee looks good getting eaten. The other shark attacks aren't scary enough. The CGI sharks could be better. It's limited TV movie level CGI. Sinqua Walls walking around is silly as heck. The action gets covered up sometimes by the blood. It's not as horrible as I expected but it's not a good movie by any means. It has some fun moments for fans of B-movie horror.

OK, so if you are expecting a movie about what sharks are really like and real shark attacks, this is clearly not a movie to watch. Nor does it have that feel to it like Jaws did that any of this could really happen. I mean the movie is filled with FLYING sharks. The sharks are rather small, only about 10 feet long. No way a shark that small with attack a human in real life unless it's absolutely desperate. And baby sharks only a foot long acting like piranha? Not in real life. But hey, It's nothing compared to the fact that sharks in this movie: have radar, similar to submarines that allows them to track movements above water just as well as under are super intelligent can perform complex geometric and physics computations to plot optimal intercept course if a human (their favorite meal) somehow gets out of the water, just jump out after him as much as 6 feet up and as long as it takes really can swim at 50 miles an hour, for 20 minutes or possibly longer don't really eat but just bite repeatedly if a piece of human, like an arm, is bitten off, it's promptly spat out, so the shark is still hungry and can go after the next victim without pausing. I think if all else fails, the sharks may have been equipped with torpedoes but that's just my theory. But sharks are not the only ones who can perform miracles. A one armed guy who was just unconscious from all the blood loss manages to stab a shark in the water with one hand while been chewed on. Girls in the movie have radar too. They can miraculously locate the direction of the camera which they don't even know is there. Then they turn away from it in unison (and towards a window) take off their tops to put on bikinis.Anyhow, this is not at all a serious movie. But it's so... so... cheesy that i think I am giving it 6/10 as being kinda a comedy. I mean a little more tweaking and they could make it into a good parody spoof of some bad shark movies.