The only redeeming quality this movie could possibly have had was a series of soft core scenes well shot with an eye to detail. That, unfortunately did not happen. The plot, what there is of it, is poorly thought out and does not sustain ones' interest unless you are looking for a primer on how not to script a movie. The actresses are no where near the quality of Kim Dawson or Tane Mc Clure and are never seen satisfyingly naked in the sex scenes, much less from the multiple camera angles one expects from a T&A opus. The company that produced this must have had the idea that they were making a real movie so they used the tease of Mary Carey and the other women to draw viewers who would then be amazed at the quality of the film just watched. It would be so nice if when making a T&A movie, the people responsible would simply make a mindless movie with lots of naked female flesh and leave the really bad film making to Ed Wood. Please do not expect anything from this excrescence other than the loss of hard earned dollars. Go watch Mary in a film that shows her abilities to the max.
... View MoreMary Carey's the only reason to watch this. Apparently intended for the "couples" market, it's definitely pitched towards women. Being a straight softcore flick instead of the usual, edited X-rated fare that once dominated late-night premium services.The real star, is of course, the luscious Mary Carey. Her only sex scene highlights her assets to perfection. It's great for those of sick of of the tons of silicon coming from the San Fernando Valley, Mary's natural body is a wonder.It was NOT men who created the anorexic archetype that tortures so many girls. Kate Moss has never filled anyone's fantasy. Mary's voluptuous body is the perfect remedy to the plague of silicon and the starving actress fetish of Hollywood films.The plot is silly, the acting terrible. But porn producers have figured out that women tend to like a plot, however silly or badly done it is.More Mary and less inane dialog would have helped this movie immensely. In fact, a total absence of dialog would have helped it even more.Grade is a six, but only because of Mary's girl-next-door charm and hard-body.My wife pointed out something else: nearly all the male actors appeared to be fifteen or twenty years older than the women. "The Hollywood stereo-type even in porn. Be nice if the guys were as good to look as the girls." I hadn't even noticed any men in the movie until she pointed it out.
... View MoreSaw this movie the other night and must say it was fairly entertaining. The girls in the movie and straight legit, and though the story line is a little weak (what soft core movie isn't), this movie has something for everyone. An Asian sex scene, a lesbian sex scene, a few big breast sex scenes (any scene with Mary Carey), and enough good soft core action to make sure you have no problem rubbing one or two out during the movie, and seriously, isn't that why these movies are made in the first place? And Mary Carey is just hot. For guys who like big tits, and especially ones that don't look like two immobile pumpkins stapled on a girls chest, the natural looking (I don't know if they're natural, but they look fandoubletastic) Mary Carey's tits will get even the limpest guy hard.
... View MoreI've seen a lot of movies in my day. I've seen a lot of bad movies, more than I can count but this one takes the trophy for being the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.First, I rented this movie being an avid music lover and being glad there's a movie around a band. Not only a band, but a chick band. My expectations were a little mixed. So I rented it and decided to give it a try. It was so bad that I wanted to finish it so I can say how bad it was with having seen the whole movie. The characters in this movie are all idiots and need to be shot. Lets look at the guy in "No-won" which was stupid joke to begin with. That guy was such a tool if he was going to get help from three dumb chicks. I mean he hit a guy with a frying pan. Surely out of all his training, he could done something a little more professional. The whole pill idea just lost me.Lets not forget, the thing that bugs me most about this movie is that the girls aren't even playing their instruments correctly. It seems like they've never even picked up an instrument before. It was poorly done and I just ordered the movie. I feel that I should own the best movie made of all time and the worst movie ever made of all time. I mean some movies are so bad, they're good, but this one is nothing anywhere close to that. Check it out if you want to have a good laugh and be horrified beyond believe that someone actually paid money to have this movie be made.
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