I had two actors in here I usually enjoy watching: Jason Scott Lee ("Map of the Human Heart") and Sandrine Holt ("Black Robe"). It had also had beautiful Easter Island scenery and it had a bunch of pretty half-naked women.What's not to like? Well, the stupid story, for one thing. The dialog was straight out of a Grade B flick, and that's being generous. The characters also were totally unbelievable, thanks to the terrible dialog and fake accents. I couldn't enjoy the beautiful Holt because she was sent to a cave early on and wasn't seen again until near the end of the film.How people, including one of the few national film critics I like - Michael Medved - could rave about this film is totally mind-boggling. It was horrible.

The studios should be applauded when they take on a movie that involves an all new setting and topic, and encouraged to do so more often. We have plenty of stupid eye candy car chase movies and murder mystery flicks for those who enjoy that stuff. Rapa Nui goes somewhere else entirely. The road less travelled as it were.Set on Easter Island, isolated as it is literally thousands of nautical miles from its nearest neighbour, the movie fleshes out the most pivital time in that islands history, as we understand it from the archeological evidence available. The residents had every reason to believe they represented the only life in the universe. Those of the population with vision must have been appalled to watch their religeous zealots engineering the destruction of the only habitat in the world. The protagonist seems to be one of those who sees the folly and wants to prevent it. ** spoiler coming?**I am not the first to note that this film weakens its message by allowing, even fostering unintended humour at places where it is not appropriate. The head engineer of statue construction falling to the ground and flailing in a tantrum when the chief glibly states the statue, carved and transported with many months of tremendous labour is dismissed and ordered broken up as being "too small", and that chief, when he complains to his obviously self serving and manipulative with doctor/adviser,"I've been coughing up and vomiting blood lately. Do you think that means anything?" "No, replies the adviser, it's nothing". It seems as though the screenwriter thinks the viewer must have some levity to break up the serious subject matter. The humour takes away much more than it adds to the story however and hearing a couple of audience members guffawing from time to time when we should be sympathising with the frustration of the main character has the effect of pulling the rug out from under the mood. Even the 'last cutting' scene is overblown and rendered campy when this scene, of which perhaps the most empathy might have been drawn of any in the entire film, is played out almost as satire. **End of spoiler**So much for the 'It could have been better' part, the movie does deserve kudos for tackling new ground. The cinematography is beautiful, the love story plausable and the main characters earn our support. Bravo for being daring enough to make this flick. I just wish it had been distributed.

The only good thing about this film is the scenery. It's preposterously overblown, sincere and pompous, at least 90% of the cast can't act to a degree necessary for a motion picture, and the whole thing is so dull, noble and lifeless that it just sucks all energy and intelligence from you as you watch, leaving you admiring the nice pictures of forests and tropical lagoons. Even worse than 'Legends of the Fall'. 4/10 (and that's being generous)

It must be sad to think the story or facts have anything to do with the true pleasure of watching this film. This film shines for one magic reason: Sandrine Holt, topless. I repeat, Sandrine Holt, topless. Sandrine Holt (Pocahontas, Once A Thief) is the most beautiful female on the planet and to see her cavorting topless throughout the first half of this picture (including a nice closeup of nipples as she lies on her back on the top of a hill) is pure heaven. Unfortunately Sandra spends the second half of the film unseen in a cave (was the director mad! gay! stupid!!!) For that reason I have to say I enjoyed Pocahontas more given that she's in that film more (and just as gorgeous!). My advise is to get Rapa-Nui and as soon as they stick her in the cave, rewind, and watch the first half again.