Play-Mate of the Apes
Play-Mate of the Apes
NR | 26 February 2002 (USA)
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Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

Reviews
danthewrestlingmanorigin

Many might wonder why I give this film a near perfect rating, and to be honest you have to review a film for what it is, and as a goofy soft core spoof, this delivers, plain and simple. My only complaint was Debbie didn't have a love scene in the ape makeup, now that would have been hot, and don't judge me, you know you were all thinking the same thing. As for the goodies, the film is all girl on girl scenes, and they rank among Seduction Cinema's best. The humor is all campy and goofy fun, but really that amounts to maybe ten minutes of the movie, as the rest is all sweaty love making action, which is what anyone watching a movie titled Playmate Of The Apes would be looking for, so lighten up all you stuffy Roger Ebert types, this isn't meant to be Casablanca. So basically if your into this, go buy the DVD and see the brilliant masterpiece that made Misty Mundae a superstar.

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djamesrock

I'll join the chorus to say that the lesbian scenes go on too long and too often. Giant silicone breasts don't do much for me, and Misty's booty shake is worth all of those silicone sacs put together. Also, I will never get tired of seeing women running around in the woods naked.This film is completely self-aware of its failings. How often does that ever happen anywhere? For that reason I would be willing to say that watching this movie is somewhat refreshing.I liked Darian Caine in her role as Uvula. I felt positively bad for her when, during one of the dance scenes, she walked away dejected because she was the only one who wasn't able to dance. Poor Uvula. Darian did well with the role she was given. She is also smokin' hot, which doesn't hurt.It was genuinely funny - and not for unintentional reasons. I laughed out loud on a number of occasions on well-delivered jokes. The lemonade stand scene in particular made me laugh out loud.Others have remarked on the weakness of the costumes and effects. Yes, there is a guy in a pink gorilla costume, and while the extras all wore various off the shelf monkey masks, the main ape characters wore full-on Planet of the Apes makeup. The three characters who wore the full get-ups were able to convey emotion and reaction through the masks. For a soft-core lesbian porn flick it really doesn't get much better than that.Enough care and thought went into this movie to make it watchable, yet it never takes itself seriously. They went to the length to put together some decent costumes and a couple of CGI effects to at least get a working film. None of which were very well done, but at least they were there. They could have gotten away with much less.I've watched this movie repeatedly and I will give it another go-around someday. Well worth the time.

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humbugfilms

From the first fake boob jiggle as the spaceship crashed to the final naked dance scene this film never failed to please. It's play on the absurdity of American Pop Culture mixed with the exceptionally sexy Misty Mundae made this film a joy to watch. It's a wonderful testament to the inventiveness and pioneering spirit of B-Movie film-making. It succeeds in mocking its source material, its audience, and itself all at the same time. It also delivers on the flesh, though, at times it almost seems to be mocking sex as well as everything else.A must see for any fan of the genre. Misty Mundae, you are a goddess. Keep 'em comin'.

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uj6238

sadly i saw this movie on cinemax..strange and really bad..attempts at humor are hit and miss with emphasis on the miss. Not worth a rent but if it comes on your cable network give it a go. very cheaply made and bottom of the barrel playmates.

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